HTTP Life Codes

[cleggypdc]

Based on server responses, use these error codes in everyday life.

400 = I don't understand what you mean!

401 = Get out of my house! Get off my things!

403 = I'm not doing what you tell me to do!

404 = I've no idea! I'm completely 404'd in that subject.

405 = You can't do it like that!

406 = I'm sorry, but i can't give you the answer your looking for.

407 = If you want to borrow my things, please ask first!408 = I'm sick of waiting!

409 = Conflict, war etc...

410 = Dead, gone forever!

411 = How long will this take?

412 = The instructions you gave me are rubbish / noone told me it wasn't fancy dress!

413 = There's no way i'm cleaning all of that! / That's way too much homework!

414 = Please, I want directions not coordinates! / Can i jsut have the postcode! I have GPS.

415 = I'm not going to serve you if you don't speak english! / Ask me nicely and i'll do it for you500 = I'm ill, I've made a mistake, I'm having an anurism!

501 = I'm not here!

502 = You've given me too much work!503 = I'm 500 now because 502!

504 = I'm late! Ahhhh!

505 = Sorry i dont speak error codes!

See the original table for their correct meaning
http://www.tamingthebeast.net/educat/errcode.htm

[Sl4x0r]

That's about as geeky as laughing at;

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

or

There are 10 sorts of people - those that understand binary and those that don't.

I mean - I laughed - but I'm ashamed too.