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    Default Cameron's NHS reforms ;-)

    The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

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    The Bill included a number of far-reaching and controversial proposals, including abolishing Primary Care Trusts, handing a substantial part of the health commissioning budget to GPs and allowing "any willing provider" to offer NHS services.
    So I might be seeing nurses and doctors wearing uniforms with mcdonalds logo's or virgin etc... who knows maybe even Stelios could get in on it if there's a profit to be made
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    [Serious] Virgin Heathcare have bought out a couple of NHS Community Healthcare Trusts in the South of England, so yes, you'll soon see Virgin logos on doctors and nurses. [/Serious]

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    hehe love it Really hating all this reforming though....they do it all to get us out of the recession.....didnt we just get told we double dipped? (seriously need to find a better way of phrasing it than that )

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    You left out the Morticians who thought the whole idea should be buried as they would just lead to a dead end.
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