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    The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were ****ed off at the whole idea.

    The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the bottom holes in London.
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    Originally posted by coiler
    Stomach was rumbling like a fatman landing on Sanctuary


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      The Bill included a number of far-reaching and controversial proposals, including abolishing Primary Care Trusts, handing a substantial part of the health commissioning budget to GPs and allowing "any willing provider" to offer NHS services.
      So I might be seeing nurses and doctors wearing uniforms with mcdonalds logo's or virgin etc... who knows maybe even Stelios could get in on it if there's a profit to be made
      Last edited by Greed4Speed; 06-05-12, 18:47.


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        [Serious] Virgin Heathcare have bought out a couple of NHS Community Healthcare Trusts in the South of England, so yes, you'll soon see Virgin logos on doctors and nurses. [/Serious]

        Going to steal this for the office on Tuesday!
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        • #5
          Gets a groan from me.
          My local hospital has a sign which reads "This way for accidents and emergencies." Haven't people in hospital got enough to worry about without looking for further misfortune?


          • #6
            All you got was a smirk because it was clever
            The North will never forget!


            • #7
              hehe love it Really hating all this reforming though....they do it all to get us out of the recession.....didnt we just get told we double dipped? (seriously need to find a better way of phrasing it than that )


              • #8
                You left out the Morticians who thought the whole idea should be buried as they would just lead to a dead end.
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                Dave Burnett