View Full Version : ***CLOSED*** Monday Fail Competition**Winner Bry!**
Morning all,
Quick one... our carpark is nicely frozen over which makes for interesting parking. What happened when I drove in?
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Entries in by 10am tomorrow.
Winner gets an item of their choice from the Heatsink and Fan section :)
GO!
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
Please let it be this. :P
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a
Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail. HA!
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes :rolleyes:
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
Moonchester
06-02-12, 12:24
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
no bloke in their right mind would post up about their own driving-fail surely?
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
Toonshorty
06-02-12, 12:27
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Mrs-Panicatak
06-02-12, 12:27
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
D. Start to lose control and end up parking elegantly.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
niceguyrichy
06-02-12, 12:33
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat :)
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
I have high expectations of the overlord's driving skills. Do not dissapoint me :D
Broadsword1976
06-02-12, 12:35
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
darklighthim
06-02-12, 12:39
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
I love this one so choosing it.
gray.woodford
06-02-12, 12:41
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Nice prize :) .. When is the one where we can choose from the SSDs? ;)
Sniperdude
06-02-12, 12:48
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d)
because that's the only one you're likely to admit to :D
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
Go on lets hear what it was now! :p
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Sure it looked a lot less graceful at the time.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
SilveR_172
06-02-12, 12:52
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Tuilalcaron
06-02-12, 12:54
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
redrooster303
06-02-12, 12:54
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Tommytucka
06-02-12, 12:55
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
DLDeadBolt
06-02-12, 12:56
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
I call bull on this one though...
The only tragedy in your eyes is that you missed
Snigger
Supermoose
06-02-12, 12:56
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
maddocks2379
06-02-12, 13:02
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
skunkmunkey
06-02-12, 13:08
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes. Careful, now.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
???
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
EpicnessZombie
06-02-12, 13:15
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Do want :p
KarlHungus
06-02-12, 13:16
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
jointhedotz
06-02-12, 13:28
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot
wasn't that slippy....
scottwhitten
06-02-12, 13:34
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
Definitely b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
SuicidalZebra
06-02-12, 13:46
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
pitvipersai
06-02-12, 13:51
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
if i was there i'd be goin "yeaaahhhh boiii! " ./ fail hand flicky thing that chavs do
:chuckle:
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
(non comp entry)
Mind you, if there was an option for e) Perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly over the Admninm Cat, I would have gone for that one ;)
(/non comp entry)
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
I'm 40, and I've been playing in the snow. Handbrake turns FTW! :D
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot
This one, cus your not going to admit to the others are you? :p
superlattice09
06-02-12, 14:01
I'm gonna try b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
a) is interesting and I would demand a cctv footage to see the elegant pirouette! :)
not easy to oversteer when it's slippery :scratch, though to run over admin cat can be done in many ways :rolleyes:
d) is not really a fail. :D just a way to show off your driving skill.
am I thinking out loud?
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
he lost a cat life
michaelkenward
06-02-12, 14:17
Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
wonderlust
06-02-12, 14:43
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
That fail, without fail !
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Only one that actually sounds real lol
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one Robin ;)
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Hayling Laser Sailor
06-02-12, 14:58
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Tolmandary
06-02-12, 15:00
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
winstonngo
06-02-12, 15:07
B) blah merc
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
aSlightComa
06-02-12, 15:20
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Because your a boss. :p
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
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enteryournamehere
06-02-12, 15:25
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Great comp as ever. Thanks :)
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Because you pro.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
Not really in need of any cooling stuff, but I'm hoping you performed a beautiful pirouette, then a not so beautiful stall.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
because your amazing and want to give me the prize ^^
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
only cos thats what id do :)
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
MatthewMcEwan
06-02-12, 17:07
FALSE
jakey118118
06-02-12, 17:13
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
Beautifully done :D
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot
Like a boss
Alextheepic228
06-02-12, 17:23
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
My head says I should massage Robins ego and say that his epic skill landed him neatly in his parking space but my the devil on my shoulder actually believes
b) He understeered towards a Merc.
(Plus it wouldn't be the monday fail competition if Robin had shown epicness, it would be the Monday EPIC competition :p)
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
fullfatmilk
06-02-12, 17:54
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) some epic driving from an epic robin
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
wraithchild
06-02-12, 18:09
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
:/
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
I hope that didn't happen :P
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
I3R0K3N7FEET
06-02-12, 18:29
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
BurningFeetMan
06-02-12, 18:51
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt :)
mrnothersan
06-02-12, 19:06
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
dugdiamond
06-02-12, 19:36
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
hamster603
06-02-12, 19:44
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot. this one as a lot of people seem to be doing it =)
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
DoctorButcher
06-02-12, 20:04
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat :)
Cant believe im writing this but
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot. :scratch
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
enemyofsauron
06-02-12, 21:18
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
Dont worry we have all been there and done it... well those of us who drive but now your going to tell us all that you nearly ran over the admin-cat.... but then if you had it wouldn't have been too bad as he has 9 lives!
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Gotta go with b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes on this one :)
Bry.
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b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
beefwellington
06-02-12, 21:48
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
iGoD ReLeNtLeS
06-02-12, 22:40
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
because you have super human ablities
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
Better luck next time eh? ;)
aidenscool09
07-02-12, 08:18
d) Start to lose control, perform epic driving skills and slide gracefully and perfectly into my parking spot.
cristalfiona
07-02-12, 08:35
a) perform an elegant pirouette and then stall in a superhuman act of epic fail.
norfolkcomputing
07-02-12, 09:29
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
c) Tragic oversteer and nearly run over the admincat
Closed!
Yes it was the hilarious....
Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes
:D
Moonchester
07-02-12, 10:08
bah, minus 20 man points for the fail..
minus 20 more for admitting the fact and not pretending to do UBER ice-driving skillz.
ABS is a wonderful thing...
Moonchester
07-02-12, 10:10
ABS is useless on ICE I thought.. ?
Tuilalcaron
07-02-12, 10:14
I always assumed it was useless on Ice too.... O well, at least I got it right this time lol :)
Question is... whose Merc was it ? :D
Tuilalcaron
07-02-12, 10:17
Question is... whose Merc was it ? :D
That could be tomorrows question lol
BurningFeetMan
07-02-12, 10:21
Traction control is useless in ice, abs should still help out :)
Yay I got it right, Bet that was a brown pants moment, whos was it then?
superlattice09
07-02-12, 11:08
got it right!
Mr Aria's merc?
got it right!
Mr Aria's merc?
Aria has a Land Rover if I remember correctly, I don't know who there has a Merc :scratch
me
i own the merc
:ninja:
You should be a Jag man.....
Aria has a Land Rover if I remember correctly, I don't know who there has a Merc :scratch
A Range Rover with a custom licence plate :D
A Range Rover with a custom licence plate :D
Ah yes.
Range Rover, with very shiny wheels :p
SilveR_172
07-02-12, 13:02
A Range Rover with a custom licence plate :D
Licence plate , Hows the Americana Lessons coming on Ian ?
Registration plate i think is the Good ol' British way
Ah yes.
Range Rover, with very shiny wheels :p
Sorry Double , Post ,
Has it got Spinners on there ^_^ Mr Aria be big pimpin' :P PLAYYYYAAAAAHHHH :rofl:
Licence plate , Hows the Americana Lessons coming on Ian ?
Registration plate i think is the Good ol' British way
Sorry Double , Post ,
Has it got Spinners on there ^_^ Mr Aria be big pimpin' :P PLAYYYYAAAAAHHHH :rofl:
No I think it is tasteful chrome :p
No I think it is tasteful chrome :p
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Aria+Technology+Ltd,+Belle+Vue+Avenue,+Manc hester,+United+Kingdom&hl=en&ll=53.460709,-2.198207&spn=0.000905,0.002181&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=39.099308,71.455078&oq=aria+tech&hq=Aria+Technology+Ltd,&hnear=Belle+Vue+Ave,+United+Kingdom&t=m&z=19&layer=c&cbll=53.460709,-2.198719&panoid=0sDl6tSEtmOS7Mf4YSWEGg&cbp=12,52.93,,2,2.94
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Aria+Technology+Ltd,+Belle+Vue+Avenue,+Manc hester,+United+Kingdom&hl=en&ll=53.460709,-2.198207&spn=0.000905,0.002181&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=39.099308,71.455078&oq=aria+tech&hq=Aria+Technology+Ltd,&hnear=Belle+Vue+Ave,+United+Kingdom&t=m&z=19&layer=c&cbll=53.460709,-2.198719&panoid=0sDl6tSEtmOS7Mf4YSWEGg&cbp=12,52.93,,2,2.94
Haha, brilliant!
SilveR_172
07-02-12, 13:49
ROFL see told you Big pimpin'
lols. Even my car is there... tucked away...
SilveR_172
07-02-12, 13:51
lols. Even my car is there... tucked away...
Blue Merc :P is it robin ?
SilveR_172
07-02-12, 13:55
hohoh... yeh right :P
Small Black Compressor then , Cmon Mr Aria is paying you big money to keep these comps running ^_^ :P
Having a larf :P My car was featured in the Secret Millionaire if you watch close enough.... and I am there for a second looking like some sort of murderer putting on my gloves.
Reminds me - I was there for the 'reveal' for the charities and as it was freezing cold I was all in black with gloves on and the people at the Apna Gar community center asked me if I was Aria's bodyguard... lololol :D
Less car talk, more winner announcements :p ;)
Ahhh got it wrong. Would of been cool to get a NH-D14.
I3R0K3N7FEET
07-02-12, 14:14
Having a larf :P My car was featured in the Secret Millionaire if you watch close enough.... and I am there for a second looking like some sort of murderer putting on my gloves.
Reminds me - I was there for the 'reveal' for the charities and as it was freezing cold I was all in black with gloves on and the people at the Apna Gar community center asked me if I was Aria's bodyguard... lololol :D
you are the one i dream of
Robin has a barcode on the back of his head... :ss
Robin has a barcode on the back of his head... :ss
Quickcode: 1337
Winnerrrrrrrrrrrr
Gotta go with b) Chronic understeer and nearly hit a Mercedes on this one :)
Bry.
congrats Bry - Enjoy your likley NH-D14 :D
Whey I got it right :D Congrats Bry :thumb:
Excel should of picked me! I only wanted a couple of BeQuiet fans ;)
Robin what happened too the "what shall we do for a competition competition" :O there where some great ideas there :)
I have absorbed those ideas ;)
Congrats Bry!
So close. Again.
superlattice09
07-02-12, 20:13
congratz bry!
Cheers all :D
Now what to pick??
Bry.
Broadsword1976
08-02-12, 00:16
Congratz Bry :thunb:
Cheers all :D
Now what to pick??
Bry.
Something with a ship on it!
I'd have asked for the H-70 (but only because the 80/100 wouldn't fit in my case)
Robin did you get my PM about this?
Bry.
Cool mate, wasnt sure if it had sent as there is no record of it in my sent PM's :/
Bry.
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