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M4T VW
14-10-08, 21:15
Just had a sofa advert on and they were playing "All i want for christmas is you"

WTF are they playing at:evil:

Jiggles
14-10-08, 21:17
All i want for christmas is yoooou... :D
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way.
I can go on :p

wonderlust
14-10-08, 21:17
It's only about 11 weeks to xmas you know...:eek:

Jiggles
14-10-08, 21:18
IS it! I better get shopping and get the tree up :D

M4T VW
14-10-08, 21:25
It's only about 11 weeks to xmas you know...:eek:

Only? ONLY!?:|

wonderlust
14-10-08, 21:38
yep, the wife has been buying prezzies already :D

M4T VW
14-10-08, 21:43
Clearly need to get rid mate, Far too organised!

Christmas is not christmas untill your at your local 24/7 garage on christmas day buying the last card they have and dead bunch of flowers:mrgreen:

Jiggles
14-10-08, 21:45
My sises present is bough. A MacBook :p and shes only 11 :o

wonderlust
14-10-08, 21:45
Spread the money across the year far easier :D

coiler
14-10-08, 22:52
until halloween and bonfire night the xmas run up hasn't started. I am quite tempted to get the tree up though to be honest

tystar
15-10-08, 01:04
your all insaine....

if I hear any more talk of xmas then i'm gonna be changing a few posts ;)
and maybe the banning stick will come out.


Jon Back me up on this :)

marsey99
15-10-08, 02:45
lol my lad has already started his list.....he starts by saying sarry to fat xmas for being bad, i near pmsl.

nft99
15-10-08, 08:37
your all insaine....

if I hear any more talk of xmas then i'm gonna be changing a few posts ;)
and maybe the banning stick will come out.


Jon Back me up on this :)

+1 :thumbsup:

bah humbug :D

jonwoad
15-10-08, 08:43
no more mention of that word or I'm gonna be getting my ban stick out :P

jonwoad
15-10-08, 08:59
I warned you :P

jonwoad
15-10-08, 09:03
so you not missing your mod status?

Micky007
15-10-08, 09:06
omg lol :(

no wonder my pm box is full :(

jonwoad
15-10-08, 09:15
i did warn you :P

coiler
15-10-08, 09:23
that was the quickest demod - remod ever!

M4T VW
15-10-08, 09:41
This topic was about "C" in the hate way. Feel free to release your anger at it!!!:evil:

coiler
15-10-08, 10:43
I HATE ****ING COMERCIAL ****ING **** SOFA ADVERTS WITH XMAS JINGLES WHEN ITS 3 MONTHS AWAY ****ING XMAS ****ING DFS *******S. HAVE THEY NO MORALS? THE PEOPLE DANCING AROUND IS ****ING CRINGEWORTHY AND THEY NEED SHOOTING

alexnifty
15-10-08, 10:47
I don't have a TV, problem solved. For me the only sign of the madness is Mince Pies and xmas puddings on sale in Tesco.

The mince pies go out of date November 20th...

coiler
15-10-08, 10:50
mince pies! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Micky007
15-10-08, 13:46
mince pies! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ewww Mince Pies are horrid !

so is Christmas Pudding !

M4T VW
15-10-08, 13:46
mmmm Turkey

Micky007
15-10-08, 13:50
mmmm Turkey

you can not beat Christmas Lunch with the big turkey, fat sauages omg i can not wait !!!

then turkey butties !!

Mmmmmmmm......

M4T VW
15-10-08, 13:58
Yeah, Turkey for the next week as mum has to get rid of it.
Living off cold meat and chips...:chairfall:

Micky007
15-10-08, 14:00
Yeah, Turkey for the next week as mum has to get rid of it.
Living off cold meat and chips...:chairfall:

lol yea thats what we do, turkey chips and gravy lol

coiler
15-10-08, 14:06
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm turkey, mini pork sausages, yorkshire puds, beef, mint sauce, onion gravy, turkey, did i say turkey?, cranberry sauce, roast spuds, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm XMASssssssssssssssss LOL DOH!

tystar
15-10-08, 14:24
this is getting back on to xmas, STOP IT NOW!!!!!

coiler
15-10-08, 14:26
http://www.uncovertheinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/scrooge-yourself.jpg

Micky007
15-10-08, 14:29
:lol:

tystar
15-10-08, 14:32
http://www.uncovertheinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/scrooge-yourself.jpg


Yeah and ???? It's still October, lets get bonfire night at least outta the way before starting on xmas.

Monkey
15-10-08, 14:58
I HATE ****ING COMERCIAL ****ING **** SOFA ADVERTS WITH XMAS JINGLES WHEN ITS 3 MONTHS AWAY ****ING XMAS ****ING DFS *******S. HAVE THEY NO MORALS? THE PEOPLE DANCING AROUND IS ****ING CRINGEWORTHY AND THEY NEED SHOOTING
You sound like me

tystar
15-10-08, 15:01
i thought it was your post monkey ;)

coiler
15-10-08, 15:02
This topic was about "C" in the hate way. Feel free to release your anger at it!!!:evil:

as per m4t's instructions i was simply releasing the pent up DFSADVERTRAGE ****ING ****SUCKERS :thumbsup:

Monkey
15-10-08, 15:03
i thought it was your post monkey ;)
Because of the "swearing" and the hatred of "christ"mas

Edit: i do know how to spell it by the way :P

****in keyboard

tystar
15-10-08, 15:08
Yeah that was it ;)

marsey99
15-10-08, 15:45
on he brightside once its out the way its newyear :)

jonwoad
15-10-08, 15:45
and yet another DFS sale!

SIMON11
15-10-08, 15:51
You will probably have to order now to get it for Christmas. They start January sales at the end of December!

M4T VW
15-10-08, 16:41
and yet another DFS sale!

:lol:It never ends!

jonwoad
15-10-08, 16:47
Apparently they have 2 sales per year...

The one with Rockstar on ended a week last sunday... a week last monday there was a new advert on!

Jiggles
15-10-08, 17:07
Each lasting 6 months!

Micky007
15-10-08, 17:56
did you guys watch Watchdog last night about Land Of Leather?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/watchdog/2008/10/itchy_sofa_update.html

M4T VW
15-10-08, 18:18
Damn cheap Chinese **** as usual...

Micky007
15-10-08, 18:23
Damn cheap Chinese **** as usual...

yea, to be honest i wish every mother **** in Chin & Japan that sell fake **** would go kill themselves.

I can 100% say that at some point China or Japan will produce somthing that more or less kills alot of people because of the **** they put in stuff.

To be honest i think places like the UK and America should stop trading with Japan/China, even though alot of the stuff is made i really do think the world would be a better place without **** from Japan and China and make it else where.

Jiggles
15-10-08, 18:38
The Japs are ok its the Chinese and all that.

marsey99
16-10-08, 04:06
mother ****ers, we dropped £600 on this 2 seater and i have a rash on my left knee.

i thought i had some mad mental thing going on because my doc thinks its a phycological thing and i was beliving him.

would be more jobs over here (well poland, so theyd go home, badabing) too mickey.

Aaron
16-10-08, 07:43
The sofas were sold through three main retailers: Argos, Land of Leather and Walmsley's

Micky?? You branching out in your business ideas? :lol:

jonwoad
16-10-08, 08:12
erm, now we got a mod breaking the rules!!! This must be addressed :)

marsey99
16-10-08, 09:00
scratch his laptop :D

tystar
16-10-08, 09:19
Remove his mod status again :p:popcorn::p

marsey99
16-10-08, 09:24
:popcorn:

coiler
16-10-08, 09:33
bring up some of his old posts, where michael walmsley says THANKS after every post !!! LOL

Thanks

Aaron
16-10-08, 09:48
bring up some of his old posts, where michael walmsley says THANKS after every post !!! LOL

Thanks

http://forums.aria.co.uk/search.php?searchid=216936

:lol:

tystar
16-10-08, 10:16
bring up some of his old posts, where michael walmsley says THANKS after every post !!! LOL

Thanks


http://forums.aria.co.uk/showthread.php?p=20553&highlight=thanks+walmsley#post20553

coiler
16-10-08, 10:33
http://forums.aria.co.uk/search.php?searchid=216936

:lol:

http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2403.gif

Micky007
16-10-08, 12:51
Micky?? You branching out in your business ideas? :lol:

lol yea i own Walmsley's :D

its another one of my dodgy companies :lol:

Micky007
16-10-08, 12:52
erm, now we got a mod breaking the rules!!! This must be addressed :)

oh god what have i done now?

jonwoad
16-10-08, 12:52
swearing!

Micky007
16-10-08, 12:55
what and Tystar or Coiler dont swear on these forums?

Aaron
16-10-08, 12:59
http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2403.gif

Thanks..

:D :lol:

Aaron
16-10-08, 13:01
http://forums.aria.co.uk/search.php?searchid=216936

:lol:

That search doesnt work any more for me?!!

jonwoad
16-10-08, 13:04
it probably timed out

jonwoad
16-10-08, 13:05
Micky you swore about 5 or 6 times in the same post :P

Micky007
16-10-08, 13:10
Micky you swore about 5 or 6 times in the same post :P


yea but it really does annoy me when the Chinese/Japan idiots make fake stuff that can kill people and give them pain.

Like i dont know if any of you watched it but a few months ago there was a problem on Channel 4 about them making fake stuff and they went to a place where they where making FAKE EGGs. Now if you was to eat it then you would probley die and there selling them aswell.

It just really gets on my nerves !

coiler
16-10-08, 13:40
yea but it really does annoy me when the Chinese/Japan idiots make fake stuff that can kill people and give them pain.

Like i dont know if any of you watched it but a few months ago there was a problem on Channel 4 about them making fake stuff and they went to a place where they where making FAKE EGGs. Now if you was to eat it then you would probley die and there selling them aswell.

It just really gets on my nerves !

link/pics or it didn't happen! LOL fake eggs LOL! :chairfall::chairfall:

Micky007
16-10-08, 14:00
i think this was it http://www.channel4.com/video/the-fake-trade/

tystar
16-10-08, 14:07
what and Tystar or Coiler dont swear on these forums?

Hey I dont swear... just words i wouldnt class as swear words I use.
like A SS

coiler
16-10-08, 14:08
i think this was it http://www.channel4.com/video/the-fake-trade/

rep given, i'll watch it tonight LOL

Micky007
16-10-08, 14:10
rep given, i'll watch it tonight LOL

I think thats it anyway i might be wrong.

coiler
16-10-08, 14:13
ill be NEGREPPIN if its wrong :D

Micky007
16-10-08, 14:16
Nope just watched a video of it and thats the one :)

lol this guy reminds of Fonejacker when he says "Wanna buy dvd?" :lol:

http://www.channel4.com/video/the-fake-trade/series-1/episode-1/copy-shops_p_1.html

coiler
16-10-08, 14:52
so this link has a FAKE EGG? LOL

Micky007
16-10-08, 14:56
so this link has a FAKE EGG? LOL

lol theres diffrent episodes you need to watch. Downloaded 4OD and watch them. I can not remember which 1 has the fake eggs in about.

Micky007
17-10-08, 14:24
did you watch it Coiler?

coiler
17-10-08, 16:59
did you watch it Coiler?

this weekend will watch, got addicted to HL2 last night LOL

jonwoad
17-10-08, 17:00
Lol, I've done a bit of hunting around, hopefully I will be able to play HL2 without having to go online :)

Aaron
17-10-08, 17:35
Lol, I've done a bit of hunting around, hopefully I will be able to play HL2 without having to go online :)

Oh you did, did you? :lol: :lol:

jonwoad
20-10-08, 07:43
I did but it didnt work :(

Micky007
20-10-08, 09:17
I did but it didnt work :(

JON = FAIL

Hahaha !

:lol:

Aaron
20-10-08, 09:28
I did but it didnt work :(

Ah thats annoying.. I'll keep my eyes open for another solution if that first one didnt work..

coiler
20-10-08, 10:14
i played some more HL2 EP2 on Sunday morn, absolute winner

M4T VW
20-10-08, 11:21
i played some more HL2 EP2 on Sunday morn, absolute winner

Loved EP2. Great ending to it and cant wait for EP3:mrgreen:

jonwoad
20-10-08, 11:22
Thread drift yet again :thumbsup:

coiler
20-10-08, 11:46
Its the DFS thread drift, you really do need to sit down to read it :chairfall::redface::redface:

M4T VW
20-10-08, 12:14
"Thread" Get it?:|

nft99
20-10-08, 13:01
Thread drift yet again :thumbsup:

i thought it was now compulsory? :D :thumbsup:

jonwoad
20-10-08, 13:02
I'll add it to the FAQs :)

coiler
20-10-08, 13:34
"Thread" Get it?:|

SOFA (r) so good! :redface: :sad:

M4T VW
20-10-08, 13:43
SOFA (r) so good! :redface: :sad:

:sleep:

coiler
20-10-08, 13:49
:sleep:

This post has had a real leathering :lol:


*runs off*

jonwoad
20-10-08, 13:51
anymore non-funny jokes and I will lock this thread :P

Biodoid
20-10-08, 15:11
this thread has gone into recline

marsey99
20-10-08, 15:30
its all turned to (foot) stool....

il get my coat....

M4T VW
20-10-08, 15:48
OMG:chairfall:

Biodoid
20-10-08, 16:05
its all turned to (foot) stool....

il get my coat....


go and sit in the corner group or couch down in case Jon starts throwing things

coiler
20-10-08, 16:40
you all need to settee down with these bad jokes

(settee/settle get it?) :chairfall:

Micky007
20-10-08, 17:45
Please take a settee

marsey99
20-10-08, 18:40
now your just taking the poofe :P

tystar
20-10-08, 21:01
I need something to cusion the blow in case Jon starts swinging his ban stick. :P

coiler
20-10-08, 21:38
he'll be getting his ban stick out to give you a good HIDING :|

marsey99
20-10-08, 21:55
these jokes are getting abit thread bare now :(

tystar
20-10-08, 21:58
i agree it is getting a bit worn now :redface:

Biodoid
20-10-08, 22:12
the whole topic is getting uncomfortable now

M4T VW
20-10-08, 22:38
You all deserve a good going over with the ban stick, Most of them were really bad!

:lol:

Another advert getting on my tits is the new english high school music thing, Its been on in every advert break and looks soo bad:evil:

coiler
20-10-08, 23:09
You all deserve a good going over with the ban stick, Most of them were really bad!

:lol:

Another advert getting on my tits is the new english high school music thing, Its been on in every advert break and looks soo bad:evil:

That will teacher not to watch tv so much (see what i did there?) :chairfall:

Micky007
20-10-08, 23:30
That will teacher not to watch tv so much (see what i did there?) :chairfall:

:lol:

Biodoid
21-10-08, 00:12
that was bad so go stand at the back of the class

jonwoad
21-10-08, 08:00
Anyone who posts a joke now will get -10 rep and -100 posts :P

wonderlust
21-10-08, 08:22
Is that a Joke? ;)

jonwoad
21-10-08, 08:24
nope :|

wonderlust
21-10-08, 08:35
:) thought not

tystar
21-10-08, 08:57
Anyone who posts a joke now will get -10 rep and -100 posts :P

Can you just not give em lines Jon? ;)

jonwoad
21-10-08, 09:01
nah it'd just clog up the forum, and copying and pasting...

coiler
21-10-08, 09:06
nah it'd just clog up the forum, and copying and pasting...

Stop blowing your trumpet woady! (trumpet high school musical see what i did there?) :chairfall:

tystar
21-10-08, 09:07
Becarefull he doesnt get his Cane out ;)

jonwoad
21-10-08, 09:08
I'll do it the easy way and just lock the thread :P

tystar
21-10-08, 09:13
Now thats not fair :(

coiler
21-10-08, 09:15
I'll do it the easy way and just lock the thread :P

its in the sidelines no reason to lock it :chairfall::chairfall::chairfall:

coiler
21-10-08, 09:15
you could just put Tystar in "detention" instead! :mrgreen:


I'll get me coat...

Biodoid
21-10-08, 11:37
seeing I didn't get to post these in dfs thread b4 it was locked lol

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/3_3_100v.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/3_3_1v.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/3_3_2v.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/1961_pom_poms.gif http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/1984_pompom_cheerleader.gif http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/Smiley/cheer.gif

coiler
21-10-08, 11:43
LOL i like!

coiler
21-10-08, 11:48
HOW irratating are they!!!?

They really get on my hoolves! :chairfall::chairfall::chairfall:

jonwoad
21-10-08, 11:49
Can we just have one thread of annoying adverts?

tystar
21-10-08, 11:49
ok so can we unlock it then :)

jonwoad
21-10-08, 12:00
You already did, then closed it again :P

tystar
21-10-08, 12:05
Ok deleting this thread and re-opening the other.

didnt wanna step on anyones toes :)

tystar
21-10-08, 12:06
Can you just not give em lines Jon? ;)


http://www1.bestgraph.com/gifs/ecole/eleve_prof/eleve_prof-08.gif

jonwoad
21-10-08, 12:08
Merged and renaming thread :)

tystar
21-10-08, 12:11
http://www1.bestgraph.com/gifs/ecole/eleve_prof/eleve_prof-13.gif

tystar
21-10-08, 12:27
Micky?? You branching out in your business ideas? :lol:



Micky should change his avatar ;)

http://www.walmsleyfurnishing.com/ui/logo.gif

tystar
21-10-08, 12:52
http://otherbrooksbrother.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bored.jpg

Biodoid
21-10-08, 13:15
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/boredcat.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/CatPleaseDontLetThisThreadDie.jpg

Funlester
21-10-08, 13:19
http://hi.edgehill.ac.uk/blogs/toma/files/2008/07/bored.jpg

Biodoid
21-10-08, 13:22
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/boringmeeting.jpg

M4T VW
21-10-08, 13:44
Thankgod for that. I didnt want another of my threads locked for being too funny:lol:

coiler
21-10-08, 14:19
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/biodoid/boredcat.jpg


bored cats arm has no fur and the bone on show! :thumbsdn: :O