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PHP for the win.
I know you dont like it Chris, but you can't cross it out, I'm willing to add .net on here, but i didnt get told to put it on :P
PHP for the win.
I know you dont like it Chris, but you can't cross it out, I'm willing to add .net on here, but i didnt get told to put it on :P
I agree, PHP all the way instead of ASP.
Chris 2 vs 1, your OUT!
i've crossed out his .net :P
The Architect
21-02-08, 11:19
Fine, I'll allow that dodgy PHP stuff in here too :P
monkey56657
21-02-08, 12:53
PHP is the best :mrgreen:
But this forum section is completely empty still :cry:
PHP - Pretty Hardcore Programmer
lol, theres no competition between PHP and ASP !
PHP is the best :mrgreen:
But this forum section is completely empty still :cry:
where the hell is Peter? he was always asking for help with his design and stuff.
The Architect
21-02-08, 14:44
lol, theres no competition between PHP and ASP !
I think we need to make sure we differentiate between classic ASP and ASP.Net tho - there is a whole world of difference between them!
PeterStoba
21-02-08, 16:29
I only asked for 2 things Micky :P
I think we need to make sure we differentiate between classic ASP and ASP.Net tho - there is a whole world of difference between them!
True, still PHP is 100x better than ASP and ASP.net
The Architect
22-02-08, 10:11
I'll let you live in your dream world for a little while longer... :P
lol everyone says ASP is easier than PHP.
But i prefer PHP, im a PHP sort of guy and your a .NET sort of guy.
.NET > *
AM I RIGHT CHRIS?!
var you, noob: float;
if (.net > *) then{
while(true){
you := noob;}
}
Some Pascal for you :P
(oh by the way, your a float)
Damn Spaces being stripped out !!!!!
var you, noob: float;
if (.net > *) then{
while(true){
you := noob;}
}
Some Pascal for you :P
(oh by the way, your a float)
Damn Spaces being stripped out !!!!!
OMG !
Not Pascal !
I hated Pascal when doing it at college, was sooooooo easy and yet VERY boring !
Heres a drinks machine system i made in Pascal.
PS: PAscal is a non visual program thats why there no images or anything.
lol, did you do delphi after that aswell?
i think you should create a batch file, insert this script, run it and see what happens
:b
start %0
goto :bor if your in Linux, copy and paste this into a console
:(){ :|:& };:
lol cba.
No we didnt do Delphi.
Nassi Sniderman Charts are OMFG ! PAIN IN THE ***!
The Architect
24-02-08, 21:59
Let's not fight amongst ourselves, I think we all know who our real enemy is...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/no-clue.jpg
You all lost me at PHP, I know what it is, but any more than very basic HTML, and youve lost me!
http://www.amazon.com/MySQL-Dummies-CDROM-Janet-Valade/dp/0764516507
learn it :D
Or i could revise for my exams? :P
ah yes, the infamous SQL. that language that separates us from our data and adds a bunch of services that strictly anyone who gives a damn would never use ( in smaller projects which handle a huge amount of data but have only a couple of users).
The Architect
25-02-08, 10:48
This book is very useful as an SQL reference:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/SQL-Pocket-Guide-References/dp/0596526881/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203932544&sr=8-1
(btw, the enemy as was refering to was User not SQL :P)
I learnt basic when I was 7 - then C at Uni...
Last time I checked, PHP is a controlled substance... :P
Started learning PHP over the weekend and being learning some more when i get home from college. PHP is fairly easy to do and easy to learn. Paul see my siggy lol.
Noobies code yea but remember im a PHP N00B!
why waste your time on PHP
its days are numbered
ASP.NET is the future
nah i like PHP better, iv always used it
why waste your time on PHP
its days are numbered
ASP.NET is the future
You're just saying that as you're a n00b programmer. you need php :P what with its huge memory flaws :D :D
You're just saying that as you're a n00b programmer. you need php :P what with its huge memory flaws :D :D
i agree. PHP is going to be around for ever!
PeterStoba
26-02-08, 19:03
You're learning it but always used it? :P
I'm yet to touch PHP
monkey56657
26-02-08, 21:25
The PHP in your sig is wrong.
You don't echo your bit in the second part of the IF-ELSE.
The PHP in your sig is wrong.
You don't echo your bit in the second part of the IF-ELSE.
iv been taught you put echo after the ELSE.
Works anyway.
monkey56657
27-02-08, 01:10
Thats what I meant :| Trying to make me look stupid now :O
You've changed it since I posted that. Now it is correct.
Before it was...
$cleggy = 'g@y';
If ($cleggy == 'g@y') {
echo('Paul Is A G@y Boy!l');
}
else { ('He Is Still G@y!');
}
^Notice no echo after the else.
Thats what I meant :| Trying to make me look stupid now :O
You've changed it since I posted that. Now it is correct.
Before it was...
^Notice no echo after the else.
yea but im sure i put that and Cleggy changed my siggy in a chance of terrorism !
lol
nah, i'm not that tight to n00bs :P your mistake matey.
monkey56657
28-02-08, 21:35
Well somebody changed it :lol:
yes...................................somebody did............................... :lol:
yep in php 3 it was introduced, now in version 5 with basically the same features as java and C++ its a very powerful language, although it does have a long way to go
is PHP fully OOP?
Yean it is, i've used it for one of our coursework modules!
face the facts
its a dirty little scripting language
monkey56657
04-03-08, 16:10
Its amazingly wonderful :mrgreen:
Its amazingly wonderful :mrgreen:
agree!
why waste your time on PHP
its days are numbered
ASP.NET is the future
Sure, provided everyone can afford Windows servers - PHP will stay around because it's FREE.
yea but it sucks, and so do you, and your bo-ped (bike / moped hybrid)
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