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Faz
30-08-10, 23:35
Name all the situations you can think of where this would occur:


Please contact the Administrator if your date of birth has changed.

1. If you are lied to by your parents, and in a cruel discovery aired on early morning ITV's Jeremy Kyle, you find out your true date of birth.

Continue...

Smifis
30-08-10, 23:39
Lol....wtf?

if you were mixed up at birth then maybe you bday might be a bit out

niceguyrichy
30-08-10, 23:56
you've been very, very drunk, for a very, very long time, and one day you sober up and stumble across your birth certificate.. :P

sb89
31-08-10, 11:08
You incorrectly enter your date of birth and only the administrator can change it? ;)

(But the way the sentence has been typed it sounds like the date of birth has been changed naturally lol)

El Wayneo
31-08-10, 11:29
You might be 1 of 3 triplets (Garry, barry and Estefan) born across 2 days (1159pm - 12.01am).

Garry and barry were born at 1159pm, you (Estefan) were born at 12.01am the next day giving you a different birthday.

However on your 18th birthday Garry and Barry reveal to you that you are not actually Estefan but Garry and have been apart of a cruel joke instigated by Barry and Estefan when they were 2 years old.

Hence you need your birthday changing.

BeeP
31-08-10, 22:56
If you move from one time zone to another........ok it's weak but it almost floats.

Mokey
31-08-10, 23:18
You might be 1 of 3 triplets (Garry, barry and Estefan) born across 2 days (1159pm - 12.01am).

Garry and barry were born at 1159pm, you (Estefan) were born at 12.01am the next day giving you a different birthday.

However on your 18th birthday Garry and Barry reveal to you that you are not actually Estefan but Garry and have been apart of a cruel joke instigated by Barry and Estefan when they were 2 years old.

Hence you need your birthday changing.

I lol'd

sb89
31-08-10, 23:18
You might be 1 of 3 triplets (Garry, barry and Estefan) born across 2 days (1159pm - 12.01am).

Garry and barry were born at 1159pm, you (Estefan) were born at 12.01am the next day giving you a different birthday.

However on your 18th birthday Garry and Barry reveal to you that you are not actually Estefan but Garry and have been apart of a cruel joke instigated by Barry and Estefan when they were 2 years old.

Hence you need your birthday changing.

Cruel cruel Barry and Estefan.

Jackster
31-08-10, 23:19
My Bday is every day so i get a little something every day ;P

El Wayneo
01-09-10, 08:14
My Bday is every day so i get a little something every day ;P

My Uncle used to tell me the same thing. :cry

Snakedoc
01-09-10, 09:26
It's for those times when minding your own business, you inadvertantly fall through a quantum fracture in space/time and accidently scare your mother into giving birth early. I hate it when that happens.

sb89
01-09-10, 17:44
My Uncle used to tell me the same thing. :cry

That's just wrong. I did lol though :P