Funlester
14-09-07, 10:30
Doctor, doctor, I can?t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you?ll soon drop off!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What?s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I?m invisible.
Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don?t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there?s two of me.
One at a time please!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!\"
\"Buzz off!\"
Doctor Doctor, I think I?m a spoon.?
?Sit over there, please, and don?t stir!?
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor Doctor, I think I?m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!\"
\"How long have you felt like this?\"
\"Since I was a kid!\"
Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!\"
\"I will be with you in a minute!\"
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!\"
\"I see your point!\"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I?m a bridge.
What?s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!
What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I?ll deal with you later!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!
I Love really bad jokes please post your worst jokes on here for me!!!!!
Lie on the edge of the bed and you?ll soon drop off!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What?s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I?m invisible.
Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don?t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there?s two of me.
One at a time please!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!\"
\"Buzz off!\"
Doctor Doctor, I think I?m a spoon.?
?Sit over there, please, and don?t stir!?
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor Doctor, I think I?m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!\"
\"How long have you felt like this?\"
\"Since I was a kid!\"
Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!\"
\"I will be with you in a minute!\"
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!\"
\"I see your point!\"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I?m a bridge.
What?s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!
What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I?ll deal with you later!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!
I Love really bad jokes please post your worst jokes on here for me!!!!!