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Funlester
14-09-07, 10:30
Doctor, doctor, I can?t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you?ll soon drop off!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What?s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!

Doctor, doctor, everyone says I?m invisible.
Who said that?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don?t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there?s two of me.
One at a time please!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!\"
\"Buzz off!\"

Doctor Doctor, I think I?m a spoon.?
?Sit over there, please, and don?t stir!?

Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor Doctor, I think I?m invisible.
Who said that?

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!\"
\"How long have you felt like this?\"
\"Since I was a kid!\"

Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!\"
\"I will be with you in a minute!\"

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!\"
\"I see your point!\"

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I?m a bridge.
What?s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!

What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I?ll deal with you later!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!

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Anonymous
14-09-07, 10:52
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Funlester
14-09-07, 10:55
Winner i love it....

cleggypdc
14-09-07, 11:08
What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Put it on the bill.

Belso
14-09-07, 12:36
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Mattbot2
15-09-07, 13:50
you said the invisible one twice

Sl4x0r
17-09-07, 14:22
sometimes I like to imagine I'm someone and somewhere else