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11-09-07, 21:26
Knock, knock?.Who's There??..Boo??Boo Who?
Well you don't have to cry about it.
Knock-knock?..Who's there??..Cher??Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock?.Who's There??..Police??Police Who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hum the Donkey.
Hum the Donkey who?
Hum the Donkey sat on a wall, Hum the Donkey had a great fall.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
MP
MP who?
My glass is MP. Can you get me some water?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so i'll knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear
Knock knock
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you may meet a stranger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman love with you, you, you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morris DeLessus.
Morris DeLessus who?
Morris said, DeLessus done.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon?
K
Well you don't have to cry about it.
Knock-knock?..Who's there??..Cher??Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock?.Who's There??..Police??Police Who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hum the Donkey.
Hum the Donkey who?
Hum the Donkey sat on a wall, Hum the Donkey had a great fall.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
MP
MP who?
My glass is MP. Can you get me some water?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so i'll knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear
Knock knock
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you may meet a stranger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman love with you, you, you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morris DeLessus.
Morris DeLessus who?
Morris said, DeLessus done.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon?
K