Would a ferrett make a good replacement for a beard?

[bouncyb]

I think its a serious question that must be asked !!! ;)

[chatters]

it is indeed, ive spent many nights up worrying over this question

[Anonymous]

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[bouncyb]

oh i would agree, but think of the advantages of having a live beard that moves ;)

[Funlester]

i think dancing Spiderman rocks mate :P

[Sl4x0r]

[quote:4ab0cdee1f=\"Funlester\"]i think dancing Spiderman rocks mate :P[/quote:4ab0cdee1f]

It half looks like the dance from Napoleon Dynamite - but I don't think it is.

Maybe PP can shed some light on it...

[bouncyb]

ye, whats the dance? looks like me on a night out in a club.;)

[chatters]

hahahahahaha i'll second that one :P

[bouncyb]

yes thankyou for your input chatters, but ill have you know i when i dance, people clear an area around me, possibly due to the flailing arms and crazy footwork!

[chatters]

or the gasses coming from your behind..... is probably more the reason :P

[Funlester]

also because no one want to be seen anywhere near you! :wink:

[bouncyb]

im sure all of this is true, but should we not get back to the very important question of should ferrets be used as beards!!!! :twisted:

[Funlester]

you can dance if we want to
you can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

lol

[chatters]

are we talking living ones or dead ones???

[bouncyb]

beards and ferrets people

[Sl4x0r]

[quote:5110c174ee=\"Funlester\"]you can dance if we want to
you can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

lol[/quote:5110c174ee]

S s s s
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Y y y y

[Funlester]

D d d d
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[bouncyb]

what is the safety dance and why is it crossing posts :twisted:

[Funlester]

look at the \"safety Dance\" post and find out, also about the crossing posts. its because Sl4c0r and myself are taking over this topic because we have taken a disliking to you bouncyb you Porch Monkey!

Its ok im taking it back - Porch Monkey 4 life!

[Sl4x0r]

[quote:ce30fe4771=\"Funlester\"]look at the \"safety Dance\" post and find out, also about the crossing posts. its because Sl4c0r and myself are taking over this topic because we have taken a disliking to you bouncyb you Porch Monkey!

Its ok im taking it back - Porch Monkey 4 life![/quote:ce30fe4771]

I would like to take this public opportunity to remove myself from this statement - fortunately FunLester has seen fit to change my name to protect the innocent...

[Firerat]

I'll have 5 pints of what Funlesters on

:?:

[Funlester]

[quote:a662c6bfc7=\"Funlester\"]Its ok im taking it back - Porch Monkey 4 life![/quote:a662c6bfc7]

Just incase no one knows and takes it the wrong way the above quote is from Clerks 2!
And if you have not seen that film OMG go out and watch it!

[bouncyb]

im feeling like i may have to weild my fist of moderation in an attempt to regain control of my post.

http://www.fightingarts.com/content05/graphics/making-a-fist-1.jpg

feel my might fist of moderation

[Funlester]

Not going to happen as im taking over the world with flying monkeys and we are coming for you first.












We know where u live.......

[bouncyb]

im not scared of the flying monkeys as i have a secret weapon.

yes, its mad cows.

http://www.sciencenewsforkids.org/articles/20040114/a285_1983.jpg

i have a feeling my mad cows are more than a match for your flying monkeys!

[Funlester]

Moo Moo to you!

[Sl4x0r]

[quote:c4a0445b44=\"bouncyb\"]im feeling like i may have to weild my fist of moderation in an attempt to regain control of my post.

http://www.fightingarts.com/content05/graphics/making-a-fist-1.jpg

feel my might fist of moderation[/quote:c4a0445b44]

That is one hairy wrist - and quite a thin, frail looking one too...

Just an observation... :roll:

[bouncyb]

thin and frail it may appear, but powerful it is ;) oh and the hairs like samsons.