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watercooled
22-08-10, 21:58
I am a fireman

Snakedoc
22-08-10, 21:59
Resting. IT/Customer support. lol.

El Wayneo
22-08-10, 21:59
I am a Personnel & Planning Manager for a Private Security Company.

wonderlust
22-08-10, 22:00
whats an occupation? ;)

scrivz69
22-08-10, 22:01
I sell thing's to some strange people.

Bigian88
22-08-10, 22:01
Telephony Support Data Analyst for a Telecommunications company

Spaceboy
22-08-10, 22:02
Unix Admin (+ storage, network, firewall, backup, DR, webserver ;) )

Huge Pear
22-08-10, 22:03
well i work at a fish and chips shop and i work in a building merchant

Pepp77
22-08-10, 22:03
Telecoms Engineer specialising in the Avaya IP Office.

Finners
22-08-10, 22:03
CNC machinist

El Wayneo
22-08-10, 22:03
I sell thing's to idiot's.

PCWorld.

Sniperdude
22-08-10, 22:04
scouser

scrivz69
22-08-10, 22:04
PCWorld.

Lol no it ain't that bad.;)

El Wayneo
22-08-10, 22:05
Lol no it ain't that bad.;)

Maplins.

Bigian88
22-08-10, 22:08
scouser


Stealing is a professsion nowadays ?

:lol: (just kidding)

Snakedoc
22-08-10, 22:10
scouser

HaccLMuLa7o

:chairfall:

Pullen
22-08-10, 22:11
I sell thing's to idiot's.

He sells motorcycles, fools.

I'm a shelf stacker :D.

Koolpc
22-08-10, 22:12
I count matches for Swan

Sniperdude
22-08-10, 22:12
Stealing is a professsion nowadays ?

:lol: (just kidding)



was waiting for the smart **** lol

you spelt profession wrong, that must be you gay manchester hiss.

:chairfall:

Spaceboy
22-08-10, 22:13
He sells motorcycles, fools.

OI :p I resemble that remark :D

Bigian88
22-08-10, 22:13
He sells motorcycles, fools.

I'm a shelf stacker :D.


I think the professional term is "Consumer stock management personel" :thumb:

Pullen
22-08-10, 22:14
I think the professional term is "Consumer stock management personel" :thumb:

Lol, I'm using that for later reference!

Sniperdude
22-08-10, 22:17
HaccLMuLa7o

:chairfall:


the scousers are so great man am just going to look for more

Bigian88
22-08-10, 22:21
the scousers are so great man am just going to look for more half of the people in the office i work in are scousers, most of them have a great sense of humour. ive got nothing against you :)

Smifis
22-08-10, 22:26
As per my favorite teacher of 2009/10, Talented Bum

Aspireing Videographer

Sniperdude
22-08-10, 22:27
half of the people in the office i work in are scousers, most of them have a great sense of humour. ive got nothing against you :)



Ian what has you been smoking tonight mate LOL

I was talking to snakedoc about the video he posted lol

PMM
22-08-10, 22:27
Whatever they can chuck at me :chairfall:

'Inventory Auditor' by Title

Reality.. IT / Production planning / stock & system audits / troubleshooting / correcting the mistakes production operatives make in relation to our IT system / server management.

blah blah blah

I am a jack of all trades.

Oscar99
22-08-10, 22:34
I'm still looking for an occupation lol :(

Koolpc
22-08-10, 22:35
I once had a great job as a test pilot for Airfix!!

Col
22-08-10, 22:36
I'm a highly experienced job seeker.

tystar
22-08-10, 22:39
Currently waiting on a start date to start my new job as a Residential support care worker.

Did telesales for 13years so really looking forward to starting a new career/chapter

scrivz69
22-08-10, 22:48
He sells motorcycles, fools.

I'm a shelf stacker :D.


I sell part's for motorcycles and other odd's and sod's.:)

Pullen
22-08-10, 22:51
I sell part's for motorcycles and other odd's and sod's.:)

My granddad builds motorcycles from parts, very clever man, he's like me with my pc building :D. (Or I'm like him :P.)

Shakyj
22-08-10, 22:59
Search engine optimisation specialist is my official title. But I do PPC, social media, the works.

Toonshorty
22-08-10, 22:59
Student.

Absinthe
22-08-10, 23:03
I'm a plasterer by trade

watercooled
22-08-10, 23:05
I'm a plasterer by trade


on the side more like

Hydey
22-08-10, 23:12
I'm currently an IT Technician but I'll be a Data EDI Management Assistant soon. Whatever that is :/ lol

Absinthe
22-08-10, 23:15
on the side more like
On the side of what ?.

DoubleTop
23-08-10, 00:43
I get plastered at least once a week .....

Sniperdude
23-08-10, 02:03
On the side of what ?.


couldn't understand why he said that myself mate :rolleyes:

Cloak
23-08-10, 06:26
Work for a water company in sewage treatment :)

jason
23-08-10, 06:39
Im a chef.

zaz
23-08-10, 07:26
Was a builder, then in sales where i made more in 3 months than i made a year as a builder, now im a fulltime Dad with two and one on the way :)

Only downside is i have spent my savings and have to go back to work once the Mrs recovers from a third c-section booooooo

BeeP
23-08-10, 10:20
My email sig says design engineer so I guess I must be.....

SPOB would be my official title if I had a say in it though :D

Smifis
23-08-10, 11:08
He means it like a hobby and not a job.

It's something extra, 'on the side'. like you have 'side orders', a bit extra to the main mean.

Absinthe
23-08-10, 11:18
He means it like a hobby and not a job.

It's something extra, 'on the side'. like you have 'side orders', a bit extra to the main mean.
Now its even more unclear ?.

sibeer
23-08-10, 11:36
I run a Timber Engineering design office and factory. For the vast majority of people that doesn't mean much, so here's our website (shamless plug)

http://www.ecowarm.net/

Basically we design and manufacture walls, roofs and floors for buildings from wood. Anyone looking at extensions or a self build feel free to give me a shout :D

Gav
23-08-10, 11:43
I currently work for Aria in the returns dept. ;)

R1gg4
23-08-10, 11:46
Director of InTouch software.

A fund-raising and development solution for independent schools.

conoflex
23-08-10, 11:48
Disabled Knackered Mechanic.

Smifis
23-08-10, 12:24
Now its even more unclear ?.
Hmm, if youre doing something on the side, it's something extra, additional.

Err, maybe its a Norfolk thing.

Pepp77
23-08-10, 12:26
Hmm, if youre doing something on the side, it's something extra, additional.

Err, maybe its a Norfolk thing.

Definitely not a Norfolk thing as I understood.

Ice Tea
23-08-10, 12:29
Thats like saying you have never heard of "Cash In Hand" :)

rpaters
23-08-10, 18:12
I'm an electrical Engineer in a Power station.

ZodiarK
23-08-10, 18:17
I teach cisco and microsoft qualifications (a+ n+ ccna etc) to mainly morons but some luvly looking women so all good.

Zaim
23-08-10, 18:19
I'm a Student :)

"mainly morons but some luvly looking women so all good" :chairfall:

cerberus
23-08-10, 18:28
train driver- underground

Mr. Grapes
23-08-10, 18:41
professional geek

callumburns
23-08-10, 18:50
sales assistant for Officers Club, currently looking for a second part-time job because my wages are dire :|

iGoD ReLeNtLeS
24-08-10, 01:49
one of 6 Product Line Managers for Kenwoods. Our offices in Havant deal with all the kitchen appliances of Kenwood and DeLonghi.

Although really the job should be entitled. "Slave Of The Inbox". Im forever answering emails, just an endless stream.

Mr. Strawberry
24-08-10, 02:15
i am a waiter/class collector/chief and on the same wage no matter what i do :P
on new years got £14 an hour for collecting a couple of glasses over a 7 hour shift :P

Mr Moose
24-08-10, 02:18
Well Im a uni student most of the time, but also work in the freezer at a well known store.
To be honist, my sperm must be frozen most of the week, the amount of hours i spend in -25C.

Ice Tea
24-08-10, 05:56
i am a waiter/class collector/chief

I think you may have just given the job description of somebody that works at McDonalds. :D :) :P

El Wayneo
24-08-10, 08:55
i am a waiter/class collector/chief and on the same wage no matter what i do :P
on new years got £14 an hour for collecting a couple of glasses over a 7 hour shift :P

He's a chief! Dammit, respect him.

Ice Tea
24-08-10, 09:07
Wonder if he is the Big Chief at Little Chief. :p

Hydey
24-08-10, 09:47
He's clearly the Master Chief.

Mr. Strawberry
24-08-10, 12:22
now that i think of it i am not a full on chief as i dont do the cooking just help plate up when they cant keep up with the waiters

Ice Tea
24-08-10, 13:16
now that i think of it i am not a full on chief as i dont do the cooking just help plate up when they cant keep up with the waiters

So your saying you help put the Burgers in the boxes. :D :) :P

sb89
24-08-10, 13:25
When I'm not at uni, I'm working as a CSA at a supermarket.

Ice Tea
24-08-10, 13:26
Coiler at work :p

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

El Wayneo
24-08-10, 13:26
now that i think of it i am not a full on chief as i dont do the cooking just help plate up when they cant keep up with the waiters

Do you mean a Chef?

Ninjacat
24-08-10, 13:28
im a Materials Management Officer

Basically i get the stores and equipment for University Hopstial for Coventry and Warwickshire,

wages are ok i guess ALOT OF NICE WOMEN to look at as the gender population is

10-1 :thumb: (10 women for 1 guy)

cant complain get alot of student nurses here too :weeee

jjwf
25-08-10, 11:00
Stevedore.

jbromley
25-08-10, 17:12
According to my Passport I am a Computer Consultant - but more Server Systems engineer would fit better :)

Oscar99
25-08-10, 17:43
Just had a Phone Interview there for a job ;o

rpaters
25-08-10, 19:10
train driver- underground

Cool, how do you know where you're going? :)

cerberus
25-08-10, 20:24
eyes are good -lol
but we go where there are rails
only joking mate
we have headlights- its like driving at night

Oscar99
25-08-10, 20:25
hmm, do you even drive it or is it a case of pushing the lever forward & controlling the speed lol, rails do all the work?

cerberus
25-08-10, 20:31
our trains on central line are computer controlled so minimal human input and yes rails do all the work
evening standard called us horizontal lift operators

A Ginger Sheep
25-08-10, 20:40
A student :D


our trains on central line are computer controlled so minimal human input and yes rails do all the work
evening standard called us horizontal lift operators

man if i had your job i would be addicted to football manager again.

Oscar99
25-08-10, 20:50
hmm your job would be so much more interesting if it was like Metro 2033 lol

cerberus
25-08-10, 20:54
people would panic if i took a gun to work [but hmm maybe] :lol:

nv4sli
25-08-10, 21:51
structured networking technician

KickButt
25-08-10, 21:55
technical sales and technical engineer, but mostly i just talk slowly to old people..

Skywalker
25-08-10, 22:21
Tesco on paper , either on the security , warehouse or delivering in the vans

Licenced SIA aswell so - Rent a hard nut :lol:

I3R0K3N7FEET
26-08-10, 02:48
soul stealer



CNC machinist

that is a handy skill considering.... its good to know someone here has a skillwe could tap into as well as generate trade for your business/employers

Orby
26-08-10, 04:01
Student in a few weeks. Everyone else around me has a job in retail but I'm lazy and bad at stuff like that so science route through life it is for me. Did do some volunteer work in hospital talking to old people who were pre-op I think. Was depressing stuff.

Ian.H
26-08-10, 08:33
Systems & Web Developer, with some Unix admining thrown into the mix for good measure for an ecommerce company.



Regards,

Ian

Pancake
08-10-10, 19:16
Thought it would be interesting for everyone to know what everyone does

Im a "Computer Engineer" at a local PC shop

Col
08-10-10, 19:17
Experienced job seeker. :)

Snakedoc
08-10-10, 19:17
Presently, a gentleman of leisure, usually overworked IT type stuff.

watercooled
08-10-10, 19:32
already been done.

http://forums.aria.co.uk/showthread.php?t=29435

tystar
08-10-10, 20:09
Currently waiting on a start date to start my new job as a Residential support care worker.

Did telesales for 13years so really looking forward to starting a new career/chapter

Started my job and loving it. The best job i've ever done. So glad I did the career change.

M4T VW
08-10-10, 20:13
I dont have a job title as such. But im a shareholder in my company so pretty much do everything.

CAD Design, CNC program, Accounts, Warehouse, Sales, Quotes, Marketing, IT Admin, HR. You name it i do it.

Having your own business does kinda get on your nerves though.

mac124
08-10-10, 20:18
Telecoms Engineer specialising in the Avaya IP Office.

Avaya . . . AAARRRGGGG RUN AWAY!!!!

lol we use some of your kit to test our US spec telephone hybrids

I work as an electronics engineer for a company that makes broadcast equipment, radio studio mixing desks amoungst other things.

mac124
08-10-10, 20:19
Huh de ja vu?

M4T VW
08-10-10, 20:37
You see, If one of us was a mod we could have merged these 2 threads already;)

jonwoad
08-10-10, 20:43
I run 1 and a half businesses. It would be two but I'm concentrating on one at the mo. Network Marketing and PC repair :)

SilveR_172
08-10-10, 20:45
Experienced job seeker. :)
Nice way of putting it lol Same here +1

But im an unexperianced high graded IT techy and no one wants to know lol

Snakedoc
08-10-10, 20:48
You see, If one of us was a mod we could have merged these 2 threads already;)

Indeed, where are you going to find one now?

scrivz69
08-10-10, 21:04
Presently, a lady of leisure, usually overworked ironing type stuff.


Fixed.:D

Mokey
08-10-10, 21:06
Student atm, learning to be a tree surgeon. :D

Snakedoc
08-10-10, 21:52
Fixed.:D

Just going through my list of snake endorsed mod candidates.........:D

Mr. Strawberry
08-10-10, 22:00
hope i am on that list
i would make a good mod
can already think of 2 sub-forums that should be in the hardware section :D

Smifis
08-10-10, 22:02
Mods dont make forum sctions :D

Mr. Strawberry
08-10-10, 22:04
but do have a say in making them
and the "job" description does say they want it tidied up and that is just what it will do :D

DoubleTop
08-10-10, 22:04
hope i am on that list
i would make a good mod
can already think of 2 sub-forums that should be in the hardware section :D

so just suggest them in the suggestions forum then !

Mr. Strawberry
08-10-10, 22:05
so just suggest them in the suggestions forum then !
hey, i will have none of that talk
i am trying to increase my chances here :P lol

Pancake
08-10-10, 22:05
so just suggest them in the suggestions forum then !

Then whats he got to bargain with to be a mod? :lol:

Huge Pear
08-10-10, 22:38
well at the moment. i work in a fish and chip shop on fridays and saterdays. Saterday mornings i work in RGB my local builders merchants. i am going to apply for other stuff though.

{SAS}TB
08-10-10, 23:01
Client side Senior Project Manager for a multinational construction consultancy


:P

Sniperdude
08-10-10, 23:27
susan coffey's oil boy

Aaron
09-10-10, 01:51
but do have a say in making them
and the "job" description does say they want it tidied up and that is just what it will do :D
Tidied up, as in, deleting spam threads, double posts, merging/deleting duplicate threads....

A normal user has as much chance of getting a suggestion used as a mod does - thats why we have the Suggestions forum! If its a good suggestion, it'll be used. If its a bad suggestion then its not - if a bad suggestion comes from a mod, then it still wont be used! :lol:

Tainted
09-10-10, 07:59
Postman, Part-Time Doorman and Full-Time handsome devil. :)

guardy
09-10-10, 08:45
Painter & decorator :)

Joey Propane
09-10-10, 14:29
Client side Senior Project Manager for a multinational construction consultancy


:P

Which one? I'm a ceiling fixer, dry-liner and steel fixer.

clemos
10-10-10, 23:08
Part time gardener.

aspdend
11-10-10, 10:47
I am the Principal Electrical Engineer for a firm of local Building Services Consultants. that means I design electrical systems for buildings and the like - power distribution, security systems, fire alarms, lighting, computer networks etc etc.

RachelM
13-10-10, 08:19
Customer Services Co-Ordinator for a company that specialises in acoustic insulation solutions for equipment manufacturers, large scale resellers, specialist vehicle and marine craft manufacturers...

Not very exciting, but hey, I guess I should be thankful I'm in work. :)

gray.woodford
13-10-10, 09:34
Im a IT Technician in a secondary school

watercooled
05-03-12, 23:34
forgot about this thread

Bravetart
05-03-12, 23:35
Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Aaron
05-03-12, 23:38
forgot about this thread

Confused as to the need to revive it to tell us that though..?

watercooled
05-03-12, 23:39
Confused as to the need to revive it to tell us that though..?

well there are a lot of new members since the last post

Aaron
05-03-12, 23:39
:lol: Fair enough....

Col
05-03-12, 23:41
An even more experienced job seeker. :)

watercooled
05-03-12, 23:42
An even more experienced job seeker. :)

you still searching for work ?

Sarky
05-03-12, 23:43
Student and part time sales assistant at Morrisons in the frozen food section.

Col
05-03-12, 23:44
I had a 6-month contract with an arts charity which finished in September. Since then, I've been back on Jobseeker's Allowance.

Einholt
05-03-12, 23:44
Been working in the kitchen at Pizza hut for 8 and a half years, as well as this for 3 years I have also worked with a bloke with cerebral palsy as a Personal assistant and just the other week got offered a job as a full time support worker working with adults with learning disability's, been looking for just that job for three years now as get treated terribly at Pizza hut, so glad I have finally got out and got the job I wanted! :D

lucas4
05-03-12, 23:53
school kid...

that's an occupation? right? :P!

Martin
06-03-12, 00:27
Job Seekers, currently doing work experience under their scheme, and possibly 6 month Civil Servant contract if I'm deemed competent :p.

14 places at Middlesbrough's Job Centre Call Centre opened up, 14 application forms (They're pretty much just looking at it quickly, if you're in, you're in, first come first served it seems) with me being at the Eston Job Centre, one of the advisor's sub'ed me for it, and the 14 subs were gone within the hour.

Bravetart
06-03-12, 07:24
Suppose as a new member I should probably add to this :P

I do SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) / Online Marketing. Not something I grew up wanting to do but kinda fell in to it after graduating from uni.

Huge Pear
06-03-12, 08:02
Working in a builders merchant full time at th moment.

Maestrro
06-03-12, 08:11
I hope to find suitable employment ASAP!

Seb.F
06-03-12, 09:12
Several roles, installation engineer is the boring part.

PHP/C# developer, using Silverlight now.

Hades
06-03-12, 09:23
I technically have three:

Civilian Instructor with the Sea Cadets
Student at Lancaster University, studying History
Midshipman with the Royal Navy Reserve (LURNU and HMS Charger)

Tuilalcaron
06-03-12, 09:42
Landscape Gardener but applied to go to university in Sept so fingers crossed I'll get in. If not probably do an Open University course

garriec
06-03-12, 09:44
Student that barely attend studying Accounting and Business. Was on course to get a first, then Stoke got to me. Graduate this year, thank da lord.

Plan9
06-03-12, 09:46
Linux and UNIX administrator and developer.

It makes for a boring dinner party discussion but I (mostly) enjoy my job.

WR1989UK
06-03-12, 09:56
I am a pen pusher :( 3 years in to my accountancy apprenticeship and a few more left to go.

sneville
06-03-12, 10:03
im a personal trainer!!!

MagicEvie
06-03-12, 11:12
I'm an Account Manager in the Education market. I spend schools' budgets for them.

msparsons
06-03-12, 11:16
Mechanical Engineer for a little company :)

Koolpc
06-03-12, 11:27
I'm still a test pilot for Airfix

danroyle
06-03-12, 11:28
caretaker/cleaner for a manufaccturing company. also permanent post room cover for when staff are on holidays.

jobs not great but have huge flexibility around picking my son up from school and such.

Tainted
06-03-12, 11:36
Postman - normally in the transport office with a hint of driving thrown in. This is my main job.

Door Supervisor - doing this on and off (mostly on) for the last 9 years in various clubs/bars around Belfast. I normally only do this at weekends.

Security - working at large outdoor events. Oxegen, Slane, Tennents Vital, etc. This only happens around the summer during the Music Festivals.

Also do a bit of PC/Laptop repair on the side because I don't have enough to do... :rolleyes:

nft99
06-03-12, 11:47
Box mover n shaker :woot:

Koolpc
06-03-12, 11:50
I used to be a bouncer / doorman for Mothercare! lol

Avro
06-03-12, 11:57
Professional Student.

nickc
06-03-12, 14:13
I am the littlest Hobo.

http://www.jumpedtheshark.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/littlesthobo.jpg

Sniperdude
06-03-12, 14:22
I am the littlest Homo.

http://www.jumpedtheshark.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/littlesthobo.jpg

not good.. do not want

El Wayneo
06-03-12, 14:39
I am a Personnel & Planning Manager for a Private Security Company.

still this but ive had promotion to absorb part of recruitment ad eell. but its really boring atm so training to be a teacher.

Josh
06-03-12, 14:39
Teaboy for Aria, Lol. Nah, I do everything really from Systems building, repairing, Customer Services, Running the Returns Department, working in the shop and my most recent role is Stock Controller and Supplier Returns :)

DanielWilliamson
06-03-12, 15:13
Customer Support Agent for Aria Technology, including general after-sales stuff, complaints, returns and I am the guy to be ranted at when unfortunately you have gotten Thermal Paste all over your brand new i5 2500k and it's now unusable. I also sometimes do stuff to make sure George from Nigeria gets everyones money.

Martin
06-03-12, 15:20
Teaboy for Aria, Lol. Nah, I do everything really from Systems building, repairing, Customer Services, Running the Returns Department, working in the shop and my most recent role is Stock Controller and Supplier Returns :)

Get me a job and take a lodger :p

Pepp77
06-03-12, 15:24
I'm still working as an Avaya Technical Engineer for Pinnacle a small Telecoms company in Central London (well Southwark by London Bridge).

We are currently looking for a Service Delivery Manager, so basically someone to manage the technical team (myself and two other engineers), keep customers updated where needed, maintain procedures and report on SLA's and KPI's plus most likely a whole magnitude of other things.

Great company to work for (currently only 11 full time staff including the two directors) and one that has grown and increased turnover/profit each year since I started.

Huge Pear
06-03-12, 15:26
Customer Support Agent for Aria Technology, including general after-sales stuff, complaints, returns and I am the guy to be ranted at when unfortunately you have gotten Thermal Paste all over your brand new i5 2500k and it's now unusable. I also sometimes do stuff to make sure George from Nigeria gets everyones money.

You must get some interesting people asking some rather funny stuff :P

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 15:48
I'm a student in year 10 doing GCSE's.

Unfortunately the IT is really basic and doesn't cover the hardware at all :/

FlasH
06-03-12, 16:03
I'm the Managing Director of a Web, design and marketing agency :)

Also have a side job of being a technician for my Dad's PC/Laptop repair business.

Oh and write reviews on computer peripherals for eTeknix

alexnifty
06-03-12, 16:07
I work for an NHS Strategic Health Authority (soon to be scrapped) as a Workforce Data Analyst. Next month I will be in a slightly different NHS organisation (which won't be scrapped) as a Data Co-Ordinator. Oh yeah, moving up in the world, now I get to use bigger numbers and more of them!

yassarikhan786
06-03-12, 16:09
Student doing a 14 month placement as a Network Administrator/General Troubleshooter. On month 9 atm and I finish at the end of August.

trentspc
06-03-12, 16:15
I'm the Managing Director of a Web, design and marketing agency :)

Also have a side job of being a technician for my Dad's PC/Laptop repair business.

Oh and write reviews on computer peripherals for eTeknix

That last one sounds fun, well the other 2 as well, but how did you become that?

Myself, I work at a local computer shop, repairing, fixing, building, advising, installing, you name it-ing ;)

scrivz69
06-03-12, 16:32
I now work as a hospital porter and love it, get to see some very strange things day to day esespecially in A&E.

Mulligan
06-03-12, 16:36
Code Monkey, primarily working in C# with ASP.NET but I'll go for anything that gets thrown at me (which is usually how it works) from PHP and jQuery for web apps to C and C++ for the lower level stuff; and with plenty of other languages in between. I also end up doing a lot of work maintaining and supporting client's systems, from web servers (Apache, IIS) through to DBA work - primarily on Microsoft SQL Server.

Martin
06-03-12, 16:41
I'm a student in year 10 doing GCSE's.

Unfortunately the IT is really basic and doesn't cover the hardware at all :/

Nothing will cover the hardware really, even College courses aren't all that.
"This is IDE, it's used to connect HDD's and DVD's"

*6 years ago* :p

TheMadDutchDude
06-03-12, 16:42
Nothing will cover the hardware really, even College courses aren't all that.
"This is IDE, it's used to connect HDD's and DVD's"

*6 years ago* :p

That was the same we had but two years ago. It's still just as bad. :P

Apparently things such as North Bridges are still relevant as are IDE cables too apparently. Granted a lot of the computers that an engineer will come across will utilise but seriously... Aren't they meant to be teaching us about current and future technologies?

trentspc
06-03-12, 16:49
We briefly touched on hardware at the beginning of the year, my class was amazed when I identified what ram and sound cards and a few basic parts were :rolleyes:

jointhedotz
06-03-12, 16:50
service desk box ticker/unticker

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 16:51
Nothing will cover the hardware really, even College courses aren't all that.
"This is IDE, it's used to connect HDD's and DVD's"

*6 years ago* :p

I get bored of demoing that I can send an email and spell check a document so instead I come on here during my IT lessons :p

I love the way on the new curriculm they refer to the CPU as a "arithmetic and logic unit". It threw me completely, never once have I ever heard anyone on here or experts for that matter refer to the CPU as that.

andyn
06-03-12, 16:55
ALU is a bit of an oldschool term, not heard that for a while :).

It's basically incorrect to describe a CPU as an ALU. All CPUs contain (at least one) ALU, however so do graphics cards. And modern CPUs do a lot of stuff besides what a traditional ALU would do, e.g. they have internal (cache) memory, I/O connections, etc etc.

trentspc
06-03-12, 16:56
I get bored of demoing that I can send an email and spell check a document so instead I come on here during my IT lessons :p

I love the way on the new curriculm they refer to the CPU as a "arithmetic and logic unit". It threw me completely, never once have I ever heard anyone on here or experts for that matter refer to the CPU as that.
I've had some odd stuff too, can't remember it off the top of my head but it was stuff like blue-ray, WTF is blue-ray? All I've heard of is blu-ray ;)

We're not allowed to watch the teacher even open up a computer and see what's inside and how it's all put together as it's a health and safety risk! :eek:

alexnifty
06-03-12, 16:57
They insisted we call the CPU an ALU at GCSE, this was 10 years ago. No idea why because as andyn says, it's not 100% accurate!

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 16:59
I've had some odd stuff too, can't remember it off the top of my head but it was stuff like blue-ray, WTF is blue-ray? All I've heard of is blu-ray ;)

We're not allowed to watch the teacher even open up a computer and see what's inside and how it's all put together as it's a health and safety risk! :eek:
HOW!?!?!? As long as you don't touch anything you aren't going to die are you?
The worst that happens is there is a large bang and the magic smoke appears ;)

Showing a group of people after school soon how to build a computer and what each bit does. Such noobs :p


They insisted we call the CPU an ALU at GCSE, this was 10 years ago. No idea why because as andyn says, it's not 100% accurate!

Teaching you a term that's incorrect at school? I never ;)
I love knowing more than my teacher about these things.

Dillon
06-03-12, 17:08
I get bored of demoing that I can send an email and spell check a document so instead I come on here during my IT lessons :p

I love the way on the new curriculm they refer to the CPU as a "arithmetic and logic unit". It threw me completely, never once have I ever heard anyone on here or experts for that matter refer to the CPU as that.
You do gcse's in year 10?
In northern Ireland it's year 11.
NI is F***** up.

Also I'm a cowboy

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:11
HOW!?!?!? As long as you don't touch anything you aren't going to die are you?
The worst that happens is there is a large bang and the magic smoke appears ;)


IKR! I highly doubt any smoke would come out, the computer he had ready to look at was an ancient beige blob that probably hasn't been plugged in for years and doesn't have any retained electricity, and the ram her showed us was 64MB! :cool:


You do gcse's in year 10?
In northern Ireland it's year 11.
NI is F***** up.

Also I'm a cowboy

Your year 11 is equivalent to our year 10 mate :thumb:

Dillon
06-03-12, 17:13
Your year 11 is equivalent to our year 10 mate :thumb:
How? :scratch
You skip nursery?

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:18
funny story, I personally did skip 'reception' and I'm not sure how it works, I'll have a look

but i aint no dumb boi ennit, you can trustz me fam!

Added after 2 minutes:


Primary education

Primary school

Foundation Stage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_Stage)

Primary 1, age 4 to 5
Primary 2, age 5 to 6

Key Stage 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_Stage_1)

Primary 3, age 6 to 7
Primary 4, age 7 to 8

Key Stage 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_Stage_2)

Primary 5, age 8 to 9
Primary 6, age 9 to 10
Primary 7, age 10 to 11 (Transfer procedure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleven_plus) exams to determine secondary school placement.)



List of primary schools in Northern Ireland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primary_schools_in_Northern_Ireland)


Secondary education

Secondary school or grammar school

Key Stage 3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_Stage_3)

Year 8, age 11 to 12 (equivalent to Year 7 in England and Wales)
Year 9, age 12 to 13
Year 10, age 13 to 14

Key Stage 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_Stage_4)

Year 11, age 14 to 15
Year 12, age 15 to 16 (GCSE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Certificate_of_Secondary_Education) examinations)


Secondary school, grammar school, or further education college (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Further_education_college)

Sixth form (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_form)

Year 13, age 16 to 17 (AS-level (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Level_(UK)) examinations)
Year 14, age 17 to 18 (A-levels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Level_(UK)) (A2))




I guess you don't have 'reception', you go straight to year 1..

TheMadDutchDude
06-03-12, 17:21
GCSE's are being taken a year or two early now for some strange reason. A friend of mine who is in year 10 (best friends sister, don't get ideas!) has taken some of her exams already.

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:23
Yep, you take some exams in year 10 now too, they're spread across the 2 year course

FlasH
06-03-12, 17:27
Thought you did GCSEs in year 10 and 11?


That last one sounds fun, well the other 2 as well, but how did you become that?

Myself, I work at a local computer shop, repairing, fixing, building, advising, installing, you name it-ing ;)

I did a few reviews for Vortez as I was friends with the guy who owns it. I also did some coding for him. IIRC Andy from eTeknix then asked for me to redesign his site, then after that he asked if I could write some reviews. So now I get sent all the latest stuff and get to keep them :) It's not all how its cracked out to be though, it is hard work with all the photography and testing etc. The reviews themselves are very time consuming so often difficult to fit them in around 2 full time jobs.

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 17:29
Thought you did GCSEs in year 10 and 11?



I did a few reviews for Vortez as I was friends with the guy who owns it. I also did some coding for him. IIRC Andy from eTeknix then asked for me to redesign his site, then after that he asked if I could write some reviews. So now I get sent all the latest stuff and get to keep them :) It's not all how its cracked out to be though, it is hard work with all the photography and testing etc. The reviews themselves are very time consuming so often difficult to fit them in around 2 full time jobs.


Good work there mate, and you got me work experience! :D

Joey Propane
06-03-12, 17:29
I'm an "Antenna Engineer". I manufacture antennas from 700mm long to 25m. :)

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:33
Thought you did GCSEs in year 10 and 11?



I did a few reviews for Vortez as I was friends with the guy who owns it. I also did some coding for him. IIRC Andy from eTeknix then asked for me to redesign his site, then after that he asked if I could write some reviews. So now I get sent all the latest stuff and get to keep them :) It's not all how its cracked out to be though, it is hard work with all the photography and testing etc. The reviews themselves are very time consuming so often difficult to fit them in around 2 full time jobs.

I have loads of free time, even with GCSEs and work on Saturdays, so if you ever need some help with reviews, I'm always here :D I'll do a very thorough job, and I get very good grades at school so needn't worry about grammar, spelling and professionalism :rolleyes:

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 17:34
I have loads of free time, even with GCSEs and work on Saturdays, so if you ever need some help with reviews, I'm always here :D I'll do a very thorough job, and I get very good grades at school so needn't worry about grammar, spelling and professionalism :rolleyes:
Sounds like me :D

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:36
Sounds like me :D

Oh it's on mate, battle of the nerds for a most likely non-existent dream :thumb:

Dillon
06-03-12, 17:38
Oh it's on mate, battle of the nerds for a most likely non-existent dream :thumb:
Bitch, please.
I think I would win ;)

Also thanks for clearing up the education thing... :P

trentspc
06-03-12, 17:40
Bitch, please.
I think I would win ;)

Oh dear, how are we going to settle this? Any of you guys do the intermediate maths challenge this year? :cool:

marsey99
06-03-12, 17:40
Thought you did GCSEs in year 10 and 11?



I did a few reviews for Vortez as I was friends with the guy who owns it. I also did some coding for him. IIRC Andy from eTeknix then asked for me to redesign his site, then after that he asked if I could write some reviews. So now I get sent all the latest stuff and get to keep them :) It's not all how its cracked out to be though, it is hard work with all the photography and testing etc. The reviews themselves are very time consuming so often difficult to fit them in around 2 full time jobs.

my cousin did 2 gcse last year and he is only 14 now but i know he was one of only a handful in his school to do this.

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 17:41
Bitch, please.
I think I would win. ;)

Need a full stop there. :p
Be quiet little boy, after all you are a cowboy. ;)

WR1989UK
06-03-12, 17:42
GCSE's are being taken a year or two early now for some strange reason. A friend of mine who is in year 10 (best friends sister, don't get ideas!) has taken some of her exams already.

back at school we did our IT GCSE in Year 9, the thinking is to get the easy ones done earlier so you can focus on the more difficult ones in more detail and time.

Dillon
06-03-12, 17:42
my cousin did 2 gcse last year and he is only 14 now but i know he was one of only a handful in his school to do this.
Only peeps in NI who have done gcses early without being asked to (I was but principle said no...) would be people who went to a bunscoil which is Irish primary school where they speak Irish and they do a GCSE in Irish if they go into a Irish secondary school early

Avro
06-03-12, 17:47
I wish I did GCSEs to be honest, I do the International Baccalaureate and ahve done since Year 7. They claim that it not only teaches you knowledge but also how to be a 'better' person. Yet to me I see it as quadrupling your workload instead.

Martin
06-03-12, 17:48
I get bored of demoing that I can send an email and spell check a document so instead I come on here during my IT lessons :p

I love the way on the new curriculm they refer to the CPU as a "arithmetic and logic unit". It threw me completely, never once have I ever heard anyone on here or experts for that matter refer to the CPU as that.

CPU's have an ALU, they aren't one though, as AndyN states.
That reminds me, I did CPU architecture, FML.

Jacksb4
06-03-12, 17:50
CPU's have an ALU, they aren't one though, as AndyN states.
That reminds me, I did CPU architecture, FML.

Did you do that at uni or college?

Still not a clue what hardware stuff you do at college/uni tbh :/

Dillon
06-03-12, 18:02
Did you do that at uni or college?

Still not a clue what hardware stuff you do at college/uni tbh :/
Little I hear, I know a guy doing programming in uni and he knows very little at hardware, then again he's not doing a hardware course so...

Also, trentspc, in a maths exam I was in the top 5% in Northern Ireland and my teacher said for all you know you could've been the top ;)

Avro
06-03-12, 18:06
Little I hear, I know a guy doing programming in uni and he knows very little at hardware, then again he's not doing a hardware course so...

Also, trentspc, in a maths exam I was in the top 5% in Northern Ireland and my teacher said for all you know you could've been the top ;)

Nice one, but if you were really good at maths you might think about what 5% of Northern Ireland Y10 students who took maths exams is.

trentspc
06-03-12, 18:07
Ahh, well I did the maths challenge which is supposed to be the whole of the UK and I got in the top 500 for English year 10, and if I was in year 11 I would have been in top 500 for that too :cool:

And I could have been the top in year 10 and 11 I guess :cool:

Aaron
06-03-12, 18:10
I wish I did GCSEs to be honest, I do the International Baccalaureate and ahve done since Year 7. They claim that it not only teaches you knowledge but also how to be a 'better' person. Yet to me I see it as quadrupling your workload instead.

IB is a monster course.. Much harder than GCSE's imo.

And as far as the year 10/11 thing goes, isn't it up to the school/exam board? One school around here does all exams in Year 11. Another one does them all in Year 10 and starts A-Levels (actual course and/or prep depending on the subject) in Year 11 to give students more time to spend on A-Levels

Avro
06-03-12, 18:11
Yeah, I know a load of people who did the Maths challenge (Almost all Asian :ninja:) so good job getting a Gold award in that as I only know one other person who did.

I feel like this topic has gone wildly off the tracks though, maybe the last few posts should be moved to a new topic.

Seb.F
06-03-12, 18:12
We did IB instead of GCSE Maths at school for some reason.

At the start of the IB course we did that challenge thing and I'm fairly sure I was 11th in the country!

trentspc
06-03-12, 18:15
Yeah, I know a load of people who did the Maths challenge (Almost all Asian :ninja:) so good job getting a Gold award in that as I only know one other person who did.

I feel like this topic has gone wildly off the tracks though, maybe the last few posts should be moved to a new topic.

Well I actually got like 2 above a gold award, I got 106 points and here's the scoring;

Certificates
Bronze 50
Silver 62
Gold 77
Kangaroo
Grey 77 (Year 9 top 5500 get that)
Pink 87 (Year 10 top 5500 get that)
Olympiads (The next stage or something)
Cayley 90 (Year 9 top 500 get that)
Hamilton 96 (Year 10 top 500 get that)
Maclaurin 101 (Year 11 top 500 get that)


So yeahh.. pretty chuffed xD

Avro
06-03-12, 18:15
So far I've failed to see the benefit of the IB system but from past students it really really helps you when you get to University and can basically Bulldoze your way though.


We did IB instead of GCSE Maths at school for some reason.

At the start of the IB course we did that challenge thing and I'm fairly sure I was 11th in the country!

So you did just IB Maths instead of the whole course? How did you get graded on it?

trentspc
06-03-12, 18:21
Did you do it last year or something? Cause there's only one specific date when you can did it and you don't get told exact positions till after the 'Olympiad', which hasn't been done yet..

Avro
06-03-12, 18:24
Did you do it last year or something? Cause there's only one specific date when you can did it and you don't get told exact positions till after the 'Olympiad', which hasn't been done yet..

Never done Maths Challenge, last time I got asked was last year I think. Haven't heard anything of it since.

Daniel93
06-03-12, 18:29
I'm a Maths student at Uni. Some modules are interesting and others are boring and confusing (I'm looking at you probability). Starting with Matlab in 2 weeks.

Dillon
06-03-12, 18:34
What's the benefits of doing the maths challange?
If there's any good ones I might do it next year

Avro
06-03-12, 18:37
What's the benefits of doing the maths challange?
If there's any good ones I might do it next year

You get a nice certificate and ummm... recognition. This is the reason I didn't do it, I had no real motivation and didn't feel I needed to prove my abilities to anyone.

trentspc
06-03-12, 18:37
What's the benefits of doing the maths challange?
If there's any good ones I might do it next year

I guess it could look good on a CV.. but they don't carry any UCAS points or anything like that.. there's only one, the UKMT UK Maths Challenge, and the top set in maths at our school does it every year..

waba
06-03-12, 18:39
Linux and UNIX administrator and developer.

It makes for a boring dinner party discussion but I (mostly) enjoy my job.


try maths student for a conversation killer.


I'm a Maths student at Uni. Some modules are interesting and others are boring and confusing (I'm looking at you probability). Starting with Matlab in 2 weeks.

Maple is much more fun!!

NickCPC
06-03-12, 18:47
try maths student for a conversation killer.

Maple is much more fun!!
Goes down better than physicist, I can assure you. Also Maple and Matlab are sources of evil.

As per the OP, currently a Merchandiser for John Lewis.

Spaceboy
06-03-12, 18:50
Ex solaris-admin, now enterprise SAN/NAS storage support.

Dillon
06-03-12, 18:58
I'm also an astronaut and a cowboy.

Seb.F
06-03-12, 19:15
So you did just IB Maths instead of the whole course? How did you get graded on it?

Yeah we did but I honestly don't know it was so long ago :D

Mr. Strawberry
06-03-12, 20:02
Professionally unemployed :D


sucks though NEED RAM but don't have money :/

only have weekends free now and no where employs someone who is only able to work on weekends :(

trentspc
06-03-12, 20:22
Professionally unemployed :D


sucks though NEED RAM but don't have money :/

only have weekends free now and no where employs someone who is only able to work on weekends :(
how come you only have weekends free?

Mr. Strawberry
06-03-12, 20:23
how come you only have weekends free?

college 5 days a week 9-5 :/

FlasH
06-03-12, 20:28
Good work there mate, and you got me work experience! :D

Ah that's good, didn't realise you had got it! Have you started?


I have loads of free time, even with GCSEs and work on Saturdays, so if you ever need some help with reviews, I'm always here :D I'll do a very thorough job, and I get very good grades at school so needn't worry about grammar, spelling and professionalism :rolleyes:

I'll bear it in mind, although, do you have an xbox?

Dillon
06-03-12, 20:39
Ah that's good, didn't realise you had got it! Have you started?



I'll bear it in mind, although, do you have an xbox?
Most asked question in a job interview :P

Mr. Pineapple
06-03-12, 20:41
I'm currently a full time IT student living away from home :D

Avro
06-03-12, 20:43
I kind of really want a job to be honest, I'm tired of working for no reason and just want a small something to do where I am rewarded for my work.

633Squadron
06-03-12, 20:45
I am "Captain You-Can't-Do-That", also known as a Health, Safety and Environment Manager at a chemical works (boo, hiss.....).

We make daylight fluorescent pigment, but I can't convince Ian that I can get him a really good deal on some cracking Barbie Pink pigment to add to some paint, so that his case would look Reem..........

http://www.sterling-colour.co.uk/media/2473/Sterling%20Colour%20Guide%203_2.pdf

Avro
06-03-12, 20:48
We make daylight fluorescent pigment, but I can't convince Ian that I can get him a really good deal on some cracking Barbie Pink pigment to add to some paint, so that his case would look Reem..........

He's probably waiting for you to make Barbie Pink hotpants instead.

633Squadron
06-03-12, 20:49
Hmm... I could always slip a sachet of that colour dye into his washing machine, then run away quickly.....Snigger

zoomee
06-03-12, 20:56
All this young blood makes me feel old :( Students these days must be loaded with these sorta systems lol ;)

Deep breath! - Senior Technical Infrastructure Officer I iz. Used to be in the Desktop Support department for nearly 10 years, now into the project side of the technical stuff. we only got 7,000 PC's to look after :)

Just done my Prince 2 (Project Management) course and exam last week- omg, what a week that was!! - Good to have under the belt but I'm too old to have 2 hours of homework per day!!! :coffee:

WR1989UK
06-03-12, 22:46
Hmm... I could always slip a sachet of that colour dye into his washing machine, then run away quickly.....Snigger

April fools is coming up, paint his bike bright pink whilst he's in bed, add tassels and glitter to the handlebars and jobs a goon 'un...

alexnifty
07-03-12, 10:26
I'm an "Antenna Engineer". I manufacture antennas from 700mm long to 25m. :)

:lol: the quotes make that sound highly euphemistic!

MagicEvie
07-03-12, 12:28
Professionally unemployed :D


sucks though NEED RAM but don't have money :/

only have weekends free now and no where employs someone who is only able to work on weekends :(

I thought you worked for TTL? :confused:

Mr. Strawberry
07-03-12, 14:22
I thought you worked for TTL? :confused:

I do go round to his every now and again but I don't get paid for what i do :)

El Wayneo
07-03-12, 14:23
I do go round to his every now and again but I don't get paid for what i do :)

Hilariously put.

Mr. Strawberry
07-03-12, 14:31
Hilariously put.

Just noticed that :lol:

633Squadron
07-03-12, 15:14
:lol: the quotes make that sound highly euphemistic!

Well, he may 'erect' things for a living...... fnarr!!

Avro
07-03-12, 16:35
Well, he may 'erect' things for a living...... fnarr!!

I'm not exactly sure if he's competent enough to handle them at the larger end of the scale.

trentspc
07-03-12, 18:10
I'll bear it in mind, although, do you have an xbox?

I do indeedy!

Faz
07-03-12, 18:44
well I'm a 1st/2nd line support technician

Dillon
07-03-12, 22:52
All this young blood makes me feel old :( Students these days must be loaded with these sorta systems lol ;)

Deep breath! - Senior Technical Infrastructure Officer I iz. Used to be in the Desktop Support department for nearly 10 years, now into the project side of the technical stuff. we only got 7,000 PC's to look after :)

Just done my Prince 2 (Project Management) course and exam last week- omg, what a week that was!! - Good to have under the belt but I'm too old to have 2 hours of homework per day!!! :coffee:
Nah I know a guy who got 98% in his ICT GCSE and no offense to him but he knows little.

cruciate
07-03-12, 23:22
I'm a physiotherapist.
One of the worst jobs to have at parties. It seems everyone has a bad back. At my wedding, i was stood at the urinal and a guest came and stood next to me and asked me to look at his back!
It also makes me think this is one of the only jobs that this would happen. You wouldn't go up to a car salesman at a party and ask him to test drive your car and give you a valuation!

JPCC0992
07-03-12, 23:30
Im a full time Modern Warfare 3 Player :)

jointhedotz
07-03-12, 23:56
It also makes me think this is one of the only jobs that this would happen. You wouldn't go up to a car salesman at a party and ask him to test drive your car and give you a valuation!

*Cough* I.T......

marsey99
08-03-12, 07:13
Im a full time Modern Warfare 3 Player :)

so your on the dole then :P

UrKo
08-03-12, 09:49
Am currently a Debt Collector after retail management. Hoping to start my own business soon though.

gavbon
08-03-12, 11:45
currently unemployed but i care for my mother as shes disabled, looking at starting my own business up tho

bazza2000
08-03-12, 20:21
I am On JSA but I am employed still :scratch as a Commercial / plant / agricultral Tyre fitter but been off with a busted shoulder

lookng for a new job now any offers :)

Was thinking of going back into the engineers but I'm to old now lol 36 but I'm eyeing up the TA atm

ScottishPhoenix
08-03-12, 22:04
I'm a storeperson / warehouse dude !

darklighthim
09-03-12, 00:04
I am unemployed and sort of look after my mother. She can do quite a bit on her own but does get help from me who still lives at home with her, my sister who lives not far away and a few other people i.e care people at night and some support once a week for a few hours.

Wouldn't mind though if someone would actually give me a job or at least a chance to prove myself with a job offer should i be good enough. Sure being at home means i can spend a few hours job hunting online and in local news papers then the rest gaming and such but after the first few months it looses it's appeal becoming boring.

Lacoot
09-03-12, 00:06
~6 Months on JSA, lost all interest in gaming in November, wish someone would just give me a chance.

trentspc
09-03-12, 19:30
This is actually really eye-opening and shocking the amount of people that are unemployed! :surprised:

clemos
12-03-12, 18:19
Parts advisor at a Fiat dealership. :D

Aaron
12-03-12, 18:21
Parts advisor at a Fiat dealership. :D

Spare/replacement parts for stuff that breaks? At a Fiat dealer?!

You must be the busiest person in the world! :lol: :ninja: