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Pancake
04-08-10, 13:03
A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.

Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.

The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his ****.

He said he was too embarrassed to tell anyone what had happened and continued working.

But colleagues called emergency services after he collapsed.

Doctors performed a five hour surgery to remove the creature and repair the severe internal injuries caused by it moving around.

"The eel had badly injured the patient," a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying.

"If he had not arrived when he did he would have died.

"We expect he will make a full recovery though."

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7939609/man-nearly-killed-as-eel-swims-in-bottom

alexnifty
04-08-10, 13:07
Oh yeah, he "just fell on it" :lol:

FlasH
04-08-10, 13:32
Didn't some guy die not too long ago because some of his mates thought it'd be funny to stick an eel up his bum? It chewed through his bowls and caused servere internal bleeding :/

Toonshorty
04-08-10, 13:36
In soviet Russia eels eat you.

EDIT: Never mind it happened in China, the above statement still applies though.

Mr. Lime
04-08-10, 13:38
Bet he felt really "eel" after that experience

Gav
04-08-10, 13:39
eel be regretting not reporting it straight away :p

Mrs. Limette
04-08-10, 13:39
Bet he felt really "eel" after that experience


Oh dear hahaha

Toonshorty
04-08-10, 13:39
Bet he felt really "eel" after that experience

:vio

Mr. Lime
04-08-10, 13:41
eel be regretting not reporting it straight away :p

Ah a man after my own heart :L

coiler
04-08-10, 13:43
Egrhrgrhgrhgrhg harsh!

Mr. Lime
04-08-10, 13:46
Egrhrgrhgrhgrhg harsh!

You love it :)

After all that ill bet eel be looking for a new job

Col
04-08-10, 15:19
Shocking.

Bet the eel felt a bit **** after an experience like that too. ;)

Mr. Lime
05-08-10, 22:55
Shocking.

Bet the eel felt a bit **** after an experience like that too. ;)

eel be s****** himself for weeks

Huge Pear
05-08-10, 23:25
please stop with the corny jokes
http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr80/t-__-r/Bunny.jpg

Mr. Lime
05-08-10, 23:27
please stop with the corny jokes
http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr80/t-__-r/Bunny.jpg

Fine







spoil sport :eek:

Solari
06-08-10, 08:19
He wasn't wearing underwear then...? I reckon he'd just got bored of hamsters and wanted to up his game.

GentleGiant
06-08-10, 20:22
Having walked through a "Meat" market in Guangzhou I can well believe it. the "tanks" will be large plastic "paddling pool" affairs.
The walkways through the market were lined with them, filled with fish, eels, snakes, frogs, and various sized turtles; above them would be hung slaughtered calves, deer etc with cages of live birds (from budgies to chickens and geese) next to "prime" selections such as the brain of a deer, a tray of calves feet etc on the filthy wooden bench tables.

Add to that the entrails and blood oozing across the concrete floor and the filthy black smoke coming from the mopeds riding in and out of the stalls and you can understand why I went veggie for a few days.

I'd post some photos, but do not want to offend anyone.

Smifis
08-08-10, 15:20
Do you think he will get arrested after his recovery for smuggling goods?

Col
08-08-10, 15:31
With a story like this, you'd think he was from Ely.

*quietly slides out the door*

GentleGiant
08-08-10, 15:47
He might be eel-egible for a compensation claim if it happened over here.