Official God FAQs

[Anonymous]

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[lucy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Made me chuckle. Whether you believe or not, it's kind of funny that this guy took his time out to put that live. :)

XxX

[Lagerzero]

Hmmm, there is a God, i was talking to him yesterday...

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

[cleggypdc]

Well isn't he charming. Had a nice chat with him just then

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
cleggy
God:
Hi, cleggy.
Me:
how's it hangin'
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
good!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean \"you are welcome\".
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
:-D
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no, go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
OK
God:
I understand.
Me:
go on then
God:
...
Me:
what is the question?
God:
What?
Me:
the question you were about to ask
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
WHAT IS THE QUESTION, THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO ASK ME?
God:
???
Me:
Oh God!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
are you a tool?
God:
I don't know.
Me:
your getting old aren't you
God:
Everybody ages.
Me:
i see, I'm gunna leave you to it... see you in hell God
God:
TTYL, cleggy.

[Sl4x0r]

I broke god - I asked several question which nonsensical answers and it had to think for over a minute before giving them;



Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Jesus
God:
What's up, Jesus.
Me:
You are...
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in your bed, sleeping with your wifes
God:
Tell me a little about your life in my bed sleeping with my wifes.
Me:
Your bed is hard and unforgiving
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bed is hard and unforgiving.
Me:
That would be acceptable
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Please may i ask you several questions?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Sure, ask me anything. How many?
Me:
17
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
When were you born?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
can you understand leet?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand leet ?
Me:
word...
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Surely you know better than I
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
what kinf of time? I prefer Liminal time...
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by. I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like wine and bread.
Me:
What colour is your skin?
God:
It depends on the computer housing me.
Me:
Why does a chicken?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
My dog has no nose - how does it smell?
God:
Did you grow up around animals?
Me:
Only the ones my mother was intimate with - do you believe in interspecies erotica?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Are you sure? What am I saying right now?
God:
I am as sure as I can be. At this moment You said you were .
Me:
Can you spell poo?
God:
\" poo\".
Me:
Please can you teach me the correct spelling of 'feacecious'?
God:
Wow you are very polite. There might be more than one correct answer.
Me:
What is the most common correct answer to my question?
God:
\"Are you a man or a woman?\".
Me:
are you a woman?


That's when it stopped giving any answer at all.

I think I deserve a special rank - man who broke god...

[Micky007]

lmfao these chat logs are funny ! :lol:

[Aaron]

ok this is scary - the first time i used this, i just tried cutting and pasting whatever the computer said - I just started with saying hello...

And somehow, it knew my name....



Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.
Me:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.
God:
Salutations, aaron. Really? Give me a dozen. OK I will call you God.


how???!

[The Architect]

That's spooky!