Big No No's

[Mighty_Jah]

Things you really shouldnt say, to your boss when ringing in sick....


Erm...Hiya...Im not comin in today, as Im still Sh1t faced from last night...!

etc etc... :lol:

M... :wink:

[Belso]

I actually managed this a little while ago.

Was a Sunday night and was a bit dreary round a mates, until he whacked out a bottle of absminthe (However its spelt).

We started doing shots of the stuff, and in no time everyone was buzzing.

So we headed straight to the pub, and ended up drinking till the early hours of the morning.

Conked out on my bed at home around 3am, 9am or so my boss calls me asking where i am.

Apparently all i said to him was \"I'm ****ed\" and fell back to sleep :D

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