Guess where I was last night!

[Col]

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[Aaron]

Dunno.. Snooker club? Oh wait.... ;)

[Biodoid]

getting Lasik?

[Toonshorty]

A large room...

What was your kill streak in the end?

[Umar]

ACHMED!! :D It's a .... A .... C .... PHLEGM ....

Brilliant. Where was that?

Umar

[benjo]

o2 Arena? :thumb:

[Andrew Moore]

lol.. distance to stage is mile.. id rather sit with a cuppa 4 months down the line infront of my own tv.

Andy

[Col]

Yeah I zoomed out as far as I could to show how far away I was. Still, there isn't really that much to see in a ventriloquist act though, is there?! Zoomed right in to get the closer shots, but my little compact camera only does 4x zoom!

There was a sign saying you're not allowed cameras in the Arena, but then I was told that only applies to big DSLR cameras. Little compacts are fine apparently.

Yeah it was the O2 Arena. :)

That guy is a comic genius, doing all his usual stuff, and some more localised material: slagging off terrorists, talking about foreigners, comparing Britain to America and how we're so much better, complaining about local accents because he was apparently in Manchester and then Sheffield, and Dublin...

It was so damn good! Best £90 I ever spent, but that was for two tickets. A mate came along who I thought knew who Jeff Dunham was, but he didn't. Still, I think Jeff has a new fan now. :D I think I must have got the last two tickets available, because when the show was just about to start, the whole place was packed out, and when I booked the tickets, I requested floor seating, and look what I got!

[sneeker]

Jeff Dunham rocks, One of my favourite comedians.. You wont comprehend how jealous I am :(
Our immigration are'nt that good, I mean, they let achmed in, who admits he's a terrorist... I kill you!!!

[Biodoid]

i have Silence... I KILLL YOU as my txt message tone lol

[GentleGiant]

I was nearly refused entry to a concert because of my stainless steel flask; they were convinced it was a telephoto lens in disguise.

Had to pour out some coffee and explain I had been queuing for tickets all day.

[ZodiarK]

sileNCE i KILL J00

[Col]

Actually, at the O2, it went like this:

SILENCE! *audience laughs* ... ... ... wait for it ... ... ... *audience laughs louder* ... ... ... I KILL YOU!

[benjo]

I saw Pearl Jam at the o2 last year... Huge venue. I was standing about 4 rows from the front though ;)

J1rNjndRo60

[coiler]

i've seen this achmed as some peoples avatars on various forums, but never understood what its all about LOL

was it orginally shown on terrestial (rubbish 1,2,3,4 tv?)

[tystar]

Dont see the fascination in it tbh.

[InvaderGIR]

Dont see the fascination in it tbh.

Me neither. I think it's all a load of rubbish personally. Each to their own though. :)

[KickButt]

wooo dunham ftw (:

[Col]

Well to be honest, my favourite two puppets of his are actually Walter and Peanut. Achmed is only famous because if his catchphrase. He is funny, but not as funny as Walter or Peanut.


i've seen this achmed as some peoples avatars on various forums, but never understood what its all about LOL

was it orginally shown on terrestial (rubbish 1,2,3,4 tv?)
First time I saw Jeff Dunham was on YouTube, but I now have Spark of Insanity and Arguing With Myself, two of his DVDs. Still haven't got the Very Special Christmas Special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd0pYR2vmrE

[ZodiarK]

yer walter is that funny old man aint he lol

[gilgamesh]

aCHMED IS FUNNY....but NOT as funny as triumph the insult comic dog!

Now thats genius

quote Im here at the star wars convention waiting in line for their new cr**ppy film, the return of the dorks...lonely guys who have never had s*x ...not even with a catholic priest!

Goes up to darth vader.... oooooh I am triumph oh scary nerd....what is this on your chest?

Vader: This is my chest box to help me breath!

Triumph.....so which button on this box do you press to call your parents to pick you up?

Later he goes to a pregnant star wars nerd.. Truimph: SO future star wars nerd in there huh? Nerd: yup future jedi: Triumph says to the baby inside... Thats the last time you will EVER see female genitalia!

Achmed cannot compare to triumph!

gilgamesh

[Monkey]

I really can't stand ventriloquist's, and i don't find the whole "silence... i kill you" funny atall. This guy pretty much ****es me of in all respects. Stupid one liners most of the time that get people hooked to watch the rest of his **** performance...

Just my opinion ofcourse.
:coat

[Aaron]

aCHMED IS FUNNY....but NOT as funny as triumph the insult comic dog!

Now thats genius

quote Im here at the star wars convention waiting in line for their new cr**ppy film, the return of the dorks...lonely guys who have never had s*x ...not even with a catholic priest!

Goes up to darth vader.... oooooh I am triumph oh scary nerd....what is this on your chest?

Vader: This is my chest box to help me breath!

Triumph.....so which button on this box do you press to call your parents to pick you up?

Later he goes to a pregnant star wars nerd.. Truimph: SO future star wars nerd in there huh? Nerd: yup future jedi: Triumph says to the baby inside... Thats the last time you will EVER see female genitalia!

Achmed cannot compare to triumph!

gilgamesh
I remember that clip from years ago.. Has to be one of the funniest clips ever!! I think I still have it somewhere - I'll try and post it some time! :lol: :lol:

[BeeP]

I saw that dog ages ago, cracked me up too when he was at the Star Wars thingy.