Irish Diet

[Ben]

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
\"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should Have lost at least 5 pounds.\"
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
\"Why, that's amazing!\" the doctor said, \"Did you follow my instructions?\"
The Irishman nodded...\"I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.\"
\"From hunger, you mean?\"...
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...\"No, from f'c*in' skippin' \"the Irishman said.

[Mighty_Jah]

Aproved..! :wink:

My Irish Blood didnt even get offended....!

Good one, which shall be getting a second airing later down my local...!

Cheers Mighty... :wink:

[Belso]

Took me a while to get that. :cry: Blinking hangovers.

[Anonymous]

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[lucy]

:lol: Brightened up my day (which takes a lot lately :wink: )

XxX

[Barley]

Quality :)

[Cheule]

[quote:4372290a07=\"Lucy\"]:lol: Brightened up my day (which takes a lot lately :wink: )

XxX[/quote:4372290a07]

I could lend you a torch if you need one :)

[Aaron]

[quote:079871d1c0=\"Cheule\"]I could lend you a torch if you need one :)[/quote:079871d1c0]

that was awful... :lol:

[Mighty_Jah]

On that note....

Heres a quick one, from Chubby


Police man walks down a dark alley, and spots a couple cavorting in his torch light, \"Oi what are you two upto, says plod, erm nothing officer reply's the young man,........... Here hold me torch!, Plod reply's...\"


Tsk Tsk... :roll:


M... :wink: