Cheule
13-02-07, 07:14
Three bits of tarmac go into a pub. They make their way over to the bar, and order three pints of beer.
The first piece of tarmac turns to the other two and says \"I'm the ******* hardest out of us lot\", and as if to prove it, smashes the full pint glass into his face, shattering the glass to bits. \"See? I told you.\"
The second piece of tarmac turns to the first and says \"**** off, I'm the ******* hardest out of every ****** here!\". As if to prove it, he nuts the bar so hard that it splits in two. \"See? I told you I was ******* hard.\"
The third piece of tarmac scoffs at the claims. \"**** off, I'm the ******* hardest you bunch of soft *****.\" And as if to prove it, he beat the **** out of all the regulars in the pub, armed with only his little finger. \"See? I'm the ******* hardest, make no mistake!\"
And with that, seeing as the first bit of tarmac had a bloodied face, the bar was destroyed and the regulars needing hospital treatment, the three bits of tarmac retired to a corner table to continue their beers.
Just then, in comes another bit of tarmac. Identical to the other three, except he had a symbol of a bicycle imprinted on his chest.
The first bit of tarmac looked worried \"****, don't look now, don't stare at him!\". The second and third bits of tarmac just laughed and said \"why?\"
\"Because he's a right Cycle-path!\"
:roll:
The first piece of tarmac turns to the other two and says \"I'm the ******* hardest out of us lot\", and as if to prove it, smashes the full pint glass into his face, shattering the glass to bits. \"See? I told you.\"
The second piece of tarmac turns to the first and says \"**** off, I'm the ******* hardest out of every ****** here!\". As if to prove it, he nuts the bar so hard that it splits in two. \"See? I told you I was ******* hard.\"
The third piece of tarmac scoffs at the claims. \"**** off, I'm the ******* hardest you bunch of soft *****.\" And as if to prove it, he beat the **** out of all the regulars in the pub, armed with only his little finger. \"See? I'm the ******* hardest, make no mistake!\"
And with that, seeing as the first bit of tarmac had a bloodied face, the bar was destroyed and the regulars needing hospital treatment, the three bits of tarmac retired to a corner table to continue their beers.
Just then, in comes another bit of tarmac. Identical to the other three, except he had a symbol of a bicycle imprinted on his chest.
The first bit of tarmac looked worried \"****, don't look now, don't stare at him!\". The second and third bits of tarmac just laughed and said \"why?\"
\"Because he's a right Cycle-path!\"
:roll: