stoney
12-02-07, 12:38
send ur loved one a special valentine......
1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was P*ssed.
2. Thought that I could love no other
until, that is, I met your brother.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that paper bag off your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you sure screwed up my life.
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
10. My love, you take my breath away
In what have you stepped, to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe \"go to hell\".
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was P*ssed.
2. Thought that I could love no other
until, that is, I met your brother.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that paper bag off your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you sure screwed up my life.
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
10. My love, you take my breath away
In what have you stepped, to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe \"go to hell\".
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.