Amusing 'Spam' email

[Aaron]

So I got this email this morning...



from: https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gifKERRIE YASMINE <departureazdfq@live.com>
tohttps://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif:
date: https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif27 January 2010 11:45
subjecthttps://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif: We are look each other but I find you your first

I'm lady. I have a blonde hair with golden shining. My eyes is purple. I am high. I have beautiful hair. My hair is medium straight. I live in a metropolis. I work in banking. I like to watch adventure films. Representations in the theater. I like meet friends . I like desert. If you talk about me I am powerful kitten. Most of all in men I value honesty. When I you saw theater. agreed should. Because I can be for you a unbelievable lover or someone great if you want. I'm call me come to me.



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Apart from the fact it advertises the Hotmail powerful anti spam protection, it just amused me quite a lot. :lol: Especially the sentence that just says "I am high"... :lol:

[tystar]

pmsl does make you wonder sometimes :chairfall:

[Pix]

who even falls for this crap? :P

[Biodoid]

she wasn't in when I called :(

[Aaron]

She knew you were coming.... ;) :lol:

[Funlester]

Reply back to it and see what happens :D

[Andrew Moore]

Lol these are preiceless! Probably one of the indian or asian spammers with some really messed up translation :D


Andy

[coiler]

"from: https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gifKERRIE YASMINE <departureazdfq@live.com>"
"I have a blonde hair with golden shining."


I'd hit it :lol: :chairfall:

[wonderlust]

only one question.

What the @~$% were you doing opening a spam email? ;)

[tystar]

it said he'd won the lottery in the tittle ;) lol

[Aaron]

It was scanned for anything dodgy first.. So if I know its safe, they're always good for a laugh :lol: Just dont click any links! :lol:

[Maxi]

Ahaha! The things people will write... :p

[Biodoid]

is she related to George?

[n1blo]

Why can't they even get the translation right?
You think they would put in a bit effort into that before sending out thousands of these things!!

[Monkey]

Dammit! I got this same email, and I thought I was in there!

[coiler]

GEORGE ITS YOU!

[Biodoid]

Attention

How are you today, I write to inform you that we have already sent you USD5000.00 dollars through Western union as we have been given the mandate to transfer your full compensation payment total sum of USD850,000.00 via western union by this governemnt.

I was calling your telephone number to give you the information through phone but you did not pick up my calls throughout that yesterday even this morning.Now,I decided to email you the MTCN and sender name so that you will pick up this USD5000.00 to enable us send another USD5000.00 today as you know we will be sending you only USD5000.00 per day.

Please pick up this information and run to western union to pick up the USD5000.00 and call me back to send you another payment today, My direct phone line is +229-98-83-69-23, Manager of Western Union Mr.Paddy Moris
Email:( western.u11@qatar.io (wlmailhtml:{1E54B1D5-8D4F-466E-8068-822ADF463613}mid://00000004/!x-usc:mailto:western.u11@qatar.io))

call or email me once you picked up this USD5000.00 today.Here is the western union information to pick up the Money MTCN:8975642316,Senders Name: Anthony frank,Text Question: HOW MUCH Answer:$5000 Amount:USD $5000.00 I am waiting for your call once you pick up this USD5000.00,

Please email me your direct telephone number because I need to be calling you once we send any payment for the informations.

Thanks
Dr.Ban Ki-Moon


just got that lol

[BeeP]

Haha I saw that one on the telly before.

[tystar]

Attention

How are you today, I write to inform you that we have already sent you USD5000.00 dollars through Western union as we have been given the mandate to transfer your full compensation payment total sum of USD850,000.00 via western union by this governemnt.

I was calling your telephone number to give you the information through phone but you did not pick up my calls throughout that yesterday even this morning.Now,I decided to email you the MTCN and sender name so that you will pick up this USD5000.00 to enable us send another USD5000.00 today as you know we will be sending you only USD5000.00 per day.

Please pick up this information and run to western union to pick up the USD5000.00 and call me back to send you another payment today, My direct phone line is +229-98-83-69-23, Manager of Western Union Mr.Paddy Moris
Email:( western.u11@qatar.io (wlmailhtml:{1E54B1D5-8D4F-466E-8068-822ADF463613}mid://00000004/!x-usc:mailto:western.u11@qatar.io))

call or email me once you picked up this USD5000.00 today.Here is the western union information to pick up the Money MTCN:8975642316,Senders Name: Anthony frank,Text Question: HOW MUCH Answer:$5000 Amount:USD $5000.00 I am waiting for your call once you pick up this USD5000.00,

Please email me your direct telephone number because I need to be calling you once we send any payment for the informations.

Thanks
Dr.Ban Ki-Moon


just got that lol

I go that too although mine came from a d_**** * ***mail.co.uk email address :D

[Monkey]

Screw you Tystar!! :P

Surely your talking about my older brother anyway, his name is George, similar email too, just change the d to a g :P

[tystar]

Screw you Tystar!! :P

Surely your talking about my older brother anyway, his name is George, similar email too, just change the d to a g :P

PMSL :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[coiler]

Screw you Tystar!! :P

Surely your talking about my older brother anyway, his name is George, similar email too, just change the d to a g :P


George IT IS YOUR OLDER BROTHER ;)

[Monkey]

Ha, ill try persuade him to pack it in, lazy student barstard!

[coiler]

There you go Coiler, proof, Gibbo is George, not me!

And i'd love to be counted in, but id buy this and then not be able to afford a mobo and ram :P


I found the above comment hilarious, brew spitting on my keyboard LOL :lol:

didn't reply to it in the thread of "post and your in the hat" though

[Monkey]

Ha, just thought id point it out to you :P

[coiler]

STOBA ITS YOU! :lol:

[mac124]

Probably the way he funds all these rigs he has, and he's a scouser so....?

[Tatts]

Probably the way he funds all these rigs he has, and he's a scouser so....?

Harsh but funny :lol:

[Koolpc]

Thousands get sent and it only takes a few to think they are real!

[davidF]

Priceless - lol