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BEEP BEEP Mary sighed, she looked at the alarm clock 615am.
Andrew Moore
13-01-10, 17:16
BEEP BEEP Mary sighed, she looked at the alarm clock 615am.
Balls! Frank, can you please remove yourself, I'm running late!
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BEEP BEEP Mary sighed, she looked at the alarm clock 615am.
Balls! Frank, can you please remove yourself, I'm running late!
she said as she looked for her clothes.
"I think i saw your skirt on the lounge floor", Said Frank
"Why were you wearing it in there!?", Mary exclaimed!
BEEP BEEP Mary sighed, she looked at the alarm clock 615am.
Balls! Frank, can you please remove yourself, I'm running late!
she said as she looked for her clothes.
"I think i saw your skirt on the lounge floor", Said Frank
"Why were you wearing it in there!?", Mary exclaimed!
"Never mind that in need to boot up my PC and play some COD" roared Frank!
"You should care more about my COD" Mary huffed
Andrew Moore
13-01-10, 22:08
"Ill give you COD" he said mumbling...
Frank dropped the kippers into the pan of bubbling water
Frank dropped the kippers into the pan of bubbling water
And then went to watch the news on the TV about the giant squid
And then went to watch the news on the TV about the giant squid
"Jeezzz..", said Frank. "That Squid has a striking resemblance to you Mary!"
'Don't squeeze those!' said Frank. 'I said tentacles!' Frank said in a high-pitched voice.
Andrew Moore
14-01-10, 12:15
"Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I must wash my ears out." she said, sniggering.
"Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I must wash my ears out." she said, sniggering.
He grabbed a knife and cut one of her ears off........
Andrew Moore
14-01-10, 23:40
That awesome tune from resevoir dogs started playing on the radio as he danced around with the ear...
...but was only heard in mono by mary, and she was sad.
...but was only heard in mono by mary, and she was sad.
Later that day, Frank decided to take Mary to Liverpool.
This made her even more sad....
A random passer by on the street stole her other ear :|
A random passer by on the street stole her other ear :|
This random passerby was called Craig Lynch. He was bad
This random passerby was called Craig Lynch. He was bad
Because he liked to collect different shaped ears which he pinned on his wall.
Andrew Moore
18-01-10, 11:25
"Mmmmmm" he said licking the new ear...
"Mmmmmm" he said licking the new ear...
This taste like a big mac!
That had the meat taken out & replaced by an ear.
Changing the subject, I began thinking about my next upgrade.
Changing the subject, I began thinking about my next upgrade.
My killer robot was looking a bit out-dated.
So I took his flares off.
So I took his flares off.
And eat his lovely juicy ears!
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