RAF
10-05-06, 07:12
For those of you who just thought
you knew everything,
here's a refresher course...
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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
(Must remember to sleep more often)
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The king of hearts is the only king
without a mustache.
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
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Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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Pearls melt in vinegar.
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word \"criminal.\"
The second ?
William Jefferson Clinton
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that;
don't YOU?)
****
Now you know everything
there is to know.
Of importance, that is !!!
you knew everything,
here's a refresher course...
****
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
blood plasma.
****
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
****
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
****
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
(Must remember to sleep more often)
****
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
****
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
****
The king of hearts is the only king
without a mustache.
****
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
****
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
****
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
****
Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
****
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
****
Pearls melt in vinegar.
****
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
****
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but not downstairs.
****
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
****
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)
****
Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word \"criminal.\"
The second ?
William Jefferson Clinton
****
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that;
don't YOU?)
****
Now you know everything
there is to know.
Of importance, that is !!!