View Full Version : FNAR FNAR....!! GAFAW!!
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 16:02
Classic quotes youve found in someones post, that made you Chuckle in a child like manner...!
Things People have said on here that you may find funny, dependant on levels of twisted sickness..!
Fnar fnar type inuendo's etc...!
( Tries desperately to find ELrob's famous cat sex comment ) lol
Ill start the ball rolling with these 2
One by myself....oops!
Mighty > \"Maybe you guys can think of anything Ive forgot to mention or add anything you swear by, when on the job...! \"
Lucy > \"Awwwwwww... Sorry, I just can't hold the goo in! \"
Regards Mighty... :wink: Oh and try to be kind!
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[quote:6b5eeb4674=\"Mighty_Jah\"]Lucy > \"Awwwwwww... Sorry, I just can't hold the goo in! \"[/quote:6b5eeb4674]
LOL
there was another by Lucy, something about spreading inner warmth
I'd look myself , but I'm gona miss my bus If I don't leave soon :(
I might not be able to change the weather but I can spread some inner warmth in a way that only Lucy Adams can had to search high an low for that quote.
That was slightly embarrasing for lucy lol.
She will kill me for bringing that one up again, but I'm gona blame Mighty ;)
I did find the quote lol, took a bit of lookin, im sure she tried to delete the topic.
I cracked up when I read this one
[quote:9e5c9f52c0=\"ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ in Virtual Fallout (http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?t=1048)\"]I gave the toilet a good seeing to last night[/quote:9e5c9f52c0]
but it might be lost on some
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 22:15
Oh..Dear..what have I done....!!!!
Nice research PP, I couldnt find the cat sex one for the life of me...!
good to be back fellaz.....!
Regz...
Mighty... :wink:
Class quotes mind...lol...soz Luce..... :lol:
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 22:24
john348> I have recently bought some 'stocking fillers' (no not legs) from you and they are great. some more of them at good prices will go down well?
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
sorry might just be me...!
Soz John...lol... :lol:
M... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 22:30
OMG....this place is alive with INU
ELrob >>> AGAIN...........> Testy test poo.
Will it do it now i've subscribed?
SMIRK... :wink:
M...Soz Rob.. :wink:
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 22:33
Right Im on a Roll....!!!... :lol:
Our Lucy > \"Even without the sound, that was reeeeeeally great \"
Heh..........gafaw....chuck chuck chuckle!
Sorry folks....Ive just found a new drink....!
M... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 22:38
This is just gettin outta hand now...!...funny mind... :lol:
Blaine Ol..> \"Can you sort out these bot infultrations and attacks, by adding some extra form of security\"
erm..... :shock:
M... :lol:
Mighty_Jah
23-11-06, 23:39
Right last one for the night....Ive just finished building 4.5 puters...and stumbled across this gem !... :lol:
Pidgeonpie to ELRob > \"ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ u seem like a smart guy\"
\"Would u be able to should me a good 1 gig ram stick and anythink esle i would need\"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Night night peeps... :wink: .....M
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Mighty_Jah
24-11-06, 00:00
Hands PP Coat of DOOM :lol:
http://www.lindaclifford.com/Barbour/Duffle.jpg
lOVE YA LOADS...Mighty... :wink:
Nice guys great posts you just put a smile on my face
Mighty_Jah
26-11-06, 12:40
Knob thing or mouse???
Barley... :lol: >>> \"anyone that thinks they can use an analogue controller knob thing instead, anyone with a mouse would beat you in deathmatch \"
Well in mate....!
M... :wink:
[quote:ee7edd0423=\"PrivatePyle@Work\"]I remember mac used to have a great one as his sig about a guy who had literally lost a PC somewhere - he could ping it and everything, just couldn't find where it was :lol:[/quote:ee7edd0423]
LOL yeah found that VERY amusing, was taken from www.bash.org
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Why oh why!!!
I now get at least three people in the office to read my e-mail text and anything that could ever be taken as even slightly sexual in any way is DELETED before I go anywhere near the send button.
I have well and truly learnt my lesson!
XxX
[quote:dfb92a1a84=\"SS email 27/11/2006\"]Doesn’t everyone just love a freebie?[/quote:dfb92a1a84]
Maybe its just me :twisted:
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[quote:5de9ad6729=\"Firerat\"]She will kill me for bringing that one up again, but I'm gona blame Mighty ;)[/quote:5de9ad6729]
Death by MSN :lol:
[quote:5de9ad6729=\"Lucy on MSN\"]
Lucy Adams [12:06]:
firerat!!
Andrew Williams [12:07]:
(6)
Andrew Williams [12:07]:
DOh, no devil
Lucy Adams [12:07]:
ha
Lucy Adams [12:07]:
u are TORTURING me
Andrew Williams [12:07]:
Mighty Started it
Lucy Adams [12:07]:
and you well and truly fueled it!![/quote:5de9ad6729]
Looks really bad, but after that quote we were having a good laugh at how much fun it all is :lol:
[quote:8d8d20dfc0=\"ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ\"]i'll concentrate on the front area during december me thinks.[/quote:8d8d20dfc0]
Just keep it clean, just in case you meet someone nice :D
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Mighty_Jah
01-12-06, 13:24
Wizard >> \"You forgot the bit about shoving them down your trousers \"
Eh?... :lol:
He was refering to Ferretts BTW...!
Mighty... :wink:
Bit weak but hey.....just made Supercooler status with this one...lol
500 posts.
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[quote:9ce7df2122=\"PrivatePyle@Work in http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?t=1288\"]Don't be rough, but it is OK to be firm.
[/quote:9ce7df2122]
:D
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:oops: Noooo!!
But then...
Right back at you PP!!
Thanks Firerat.. :lol:
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yeah, i Like it so much I'm going to make it sticky!!
Mighty_Jah
04-12-06, 11:44
OOPS....Another one bites the dust...!!
FR > \"yeah, i Like it so much I'm going to make it sticky!!\"
oH DEAR.... :roll:
mIGHTY... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
04-12-06, 12:39
I know...it was a freebie..!!
We should have a compo.....Spot FR's > Faux Pa's, youve been dropping em like, you got holes in ya pockets...lol..!
Mighty... :wink:
Yeah, there is a few dotted around ;)
DrunkDwarf
04-12-06, 13:01
Just to add...
[quote:d7113c2cff=\"Lucy\"]I shall be rushing home tonight to do so.. Will it be a tree.. will it be a robin.. the excitement is just too much :wink:[/quote:d7113c2cff]
Question is... which Robin?
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DrunkDwarf
04-12-06, 13:07
Another...
[quote:677e09a27c=\"ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ\"]Firerat I was doing it out of love :D[/quote:677e09a27c]
http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?p=12102#12102
Man this is a good thread, glad ive only been picked up on one of my mistakes...
Mighty_Jah
05-12-06, 10:36
Our Lucy>>> \" Meet Robin (Gift bag for Guys)\"
HeHe.....sOZ rOB... :wink:
oH MISSUS...!!!1
mIGHTY... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
05-12-06, 12:06
OMG she just doesnt know she's doing it...!!!
Our Luce again!>>\"Always lovely to wave in another member \"
Waheyyyyyyyyy!!
Mighty... :wink:
Chase the girlies with spiders...yay.!!!
Mighty_Jah
05-12-06, 12:12
Old PP at it again with this classic....!!!... :lol:
PP >> \" I think freddy is dead sexy anyway....Ill rub his balls any day..!!\"
Smirks..... :lol:
Soz mate.... :wink:
M... :wink:
Ok there may have been some artistic licence used to generate PP's quote, but I reckon thats what he was trying to say..!
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Noooooooooooooo :!: :!: :!:
How is it that EVERYTHING I say can be taken as an innuendo!?! :oops:
Am I really going to have ALL my Lair posts proof-read?!
How extremely embarrassing.. :oops:
Lucy: Aria, can we please hire a proof reader?
Aria: Why is that Lucy my dear?
Lucy: Because everything, upon EVERYTHING I say is far too sexual
Aria: :shock: :o
:lol:
XxX
[quote:cb43ea70f3=\"Mighty_Jah in http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?t=1294&start=11\"]Could be a shake off.......! She's crafty like that...!
M... :wink:[/quote:cb43ea70f3]
By design if you ask me
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Hmmm me wonders if OUR Lucy does in fact have anything to do with the other \"Lucy's Lair\" :shock:
I prefer that lair to this one :lol: :lol: :lol:
DrunkDwarf
06-12-06, 11:39
From todays Super Specials Email...
[quote:2869258c30=\"Lucy\"]I'm here to ease those mid week blues :-)[/quote:2869258c30]
That 's not naughty at all! I fully contest that post and demand a re-try!!
:wink: :P
XxX
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It's perfectly innocent if you ask me
I'm not sure it can be twisted in any context.
Thanks Firerat. Support within the ranks :)
XxX
have I missed something here :?
[quote:84edcfcf28=\"Biodoid\"]have I missed something here :?[/quote:84edcfcf28]
http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?t=1201&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=57
that link might make it make more sense
But I was lost for a bit
Still am
Think I'll have to buy myself an innuendo dictionary
Mighty_Jah
08-12-06, 10:06
Soz dude, couldnt resist ....!
PP >> \"Need to get myself down the Jim big time!\"
Eh?................Whos Jim?
:wink: Greets Mighty... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
08-12-06, 10:11
LOL.....
FireRat >> \"5 or 6 Bitters and a couple of samboochas and I'm anybodys, Heck Id even do Esther!!!\"
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/rantzenPA160606_228x353.jpg
Soz Mate....M... :wink:
Edited....By order of the Bels...!... :wink:
Dude thats wrong!! She's dead!!!
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Mighty_Jah
08-12-06, 10:16
Ok so my truth-ometer is acting up abit....keep ya wig on...!!!
Appologies to all concerned... :wink:
M... :wink:
Cascade Chocolate Fountain Dipping stuff in free flowing me
http://www.aria.co.uk/mainimages/thumbs/GAD-CHOCFOUNTAIN.jpg
Ooooh, I Say Missus!
Lucy, did you have something to say about this?
http://www.aria.co.uk/specials.asp?showall=1&pics=1
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I don't get it?
Cascade Chocolate Fountain Dipping stuff in free flowing melted chocolate is about as much fun as you can have...
DrunkDwarf
12-12-06, 14:04
[quote:e7917e7c2d=\"Firerat\"]I don't get it?
Cascade Chocolate Fountain Dipping stuff in free flowing melted chocolate is about as much fun as you can have...[/quote:e7917e7c2d]
In the above link to the super specials... the title is truncated to... \"Cascade Chocolate Fountain Dipping stuff in free flowing me\"
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Mighty_Jah
12-12-06, 16:13
Omg...this thread has 70 odd replies....Im sorry I started it now... :oops:
Oh yeah and the legal correspondence, about slander Ive received so far...from various representatives...!
:lol: ...M... :wink:
Lucy is great really, look how much fun we have had, and shes that source of joy. she takes it all light heartedly, so as long as no one takes it too far, a little jest is fine.
:oops:
It's all fun and games and it does make it a little easier that some of you guys have been mentioned in here too!! :wink:
...And the Chocolate Fountain text was not me!! (Thank goodness) I'm already too closely linked to the other Lucy's Lair! :lol:
XxX
Mighty_Jah
18-12-06, 09:58
How you missed this one, Ill never know...!
Mighty >>> \" Im often inundated with clients,as Im cheaper than all the big boys(take that as you want to). \"
from the Just who the hell are you thread...! oops..!!
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Mighty... :wink:
[quote:2b1572eb2c=\"Lucy in http://www.aria.co.uk/lucy/viewtopic.php?t=1479&start=4\"](I think it might just be a girl thing) but it does feel amazing!
:D
XxX[/quote:2b1572eb2c]
<Runs for cover>
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I was so tempted to quote myself after I read that back but I knew how much pleasure it would give you FR :P :wink:
XxX
[quote:1b838bf2bf=\"Lucy\"]I knew how much pleasure it would give you FR :P :wink:
XxX[/quote:1b838bf2bf]
:shock:
Mighty_Jah
18-12-06, 13:19
LOLZ...Me feels an office chrimbo snog coming!
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/548577/2/istockphoto_548577_lipstick_print_vector.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
M... :wink:
That one again.. Just for you FR :lol: :wink:
XxX
[quote:25f9a1aea4=\"Lucy\"]That one again.. Just for you FR :lol: :wink:
XxX[/quote:25f9a1aea4]
Lucy Adams!!
are you flirting with me :shock:
:lol:
How long have you been working here FR.. and you've only just noticed!?! I need to brush up on my skills, you must think I have a twitch the amount of winking I do :wink: :lol:
XxX
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you must think I have a twitch the amount of winking I do
Reminds me of a joke which couldn't possibly be heard on THIS Lucy's Lair!!! :wink:
[quote:12650d584b=\"ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ\"]
Where else will I get my man porn?
Barley cut me off :cry: :cry:[/quote:12650d584b]
[quote]you must think I have a twitch the amount of winking I do
Reminds me of a joke which couldn't possibly be heard on THIS Lucy's Lair!!! :wink:[/quote:818c22e11c]
can it be read?
Mighty_Jah
19-12-06, 10:43
ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:\" I cant wait for Santa to empty his sack down my Chimney!\"
Its the truth....honest....! :lol:
M... :wink:
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Someone tell Might off.. I can't do it, he's too funny! :lol: :lol:
XxX
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[quote:d053b6d4b8=\"PrivatePyle@Work\"][quote:d053b6d4b8=\"Lucy\"]Give me a shove in a few weeks...
Luce[/quote:d053b6d4b8]
Am I trying too hard? :lol:[/quote:d053b6d4b8]
no, do it harder
lol
Mighty_Jah
19-12-06, 15:55
Whos ya DJ!
[quote:33c7fe92d4=\"djdaface\"]The best bit about christmas is working it DOUBLE TIME!!![/quote:33c7fe92d4]
M... :wink:
<<< Like the name tag..btw.. :lol:
[quote:3fa8ce00fb=\"Lucy\"]Give me a shove in a few weeks...
Luce[/quote:3fa8ce00fb]
Am I trying too hard? :lol:[/quote:3fa8ce00fb]
I was going to do that one! Just saw it's already posted here. :(
Mind you, i was going to post the complete line:
[quote]Give me a shove in a few weeks and I’ll get on the case!
and then i was going to say, \"Only if you get on the washing machine instead!\"
Probably lucky that i didn't post it then, i might get a ban for that! :wink:
Mighty_Jah wrote:
wedge parting interferes
mac124 wrote:
Could be a way of doing it i guess
Word manipulation is a powerful tool! :lol:
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[quote:cbbc37c862=\"PrivatePyle@Work\"][quote:cbbc37c862=\"Lucy\"]Give me a shove in a few weeks...
Luce[/quote:cbbc37c862]
Am I trying too hard? :lol:[/quote:cbbc37c862]
I was going to do that one! Just saw it's already posted here. :(
Mind you, i was going to post the complete line:
[quote]Give me a shove in a few weeks and I’ll get on the case!
and then i was going to say, \"Only if you get on the washing machine instead!\"
Probably lucky that i didn't post it then, i might get a ban for that! :wink:[/quote:cbbc37c862]
Washing machine seems apt, but this could have been the case
http://www.aria.co.uk/mainimages/thumbs/CSE-FUL-LLV2100B.jpg (http://www.aria.co.uk/ProductInfoComm.asp?ID=15506)
Mighty_Jah
20-12-06, 11:13
Ouch...!!
Mighty>>> \"Yep just found this little gem....you get 1 gig of anything you wanna shove up there..!
(Another one for the Fnar Fnar thread!) \"
As prophecised ^^^
See.......even I pick on me...! :wink:
M... :wink:
I just read this thread from beginning to end and it's amazing!! Been chuckling for ages :lol:
XxX
Mighty_Jah
21-12-06, 00:33
lol....so...Masochistic of you Luce...!
We Like it...!... :wink:
M... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
21-12-06, 00:37
FireRat..>>>\" Mind I notice no OS, but I see the option\"
ya little tease..!
M... :wink:
[quote:260f407d6b=\"Mighty_Jah\"]FireRat..>>>\" Mind I notice no OS, but I see the option\"
ya little tease..!
M... :wink:[/quote:260f407d6b]
:shock: that is perfectly innocent
this must be a Mighty/Rest of the population thing ;)
Well, what can I say? You've got to laugh!! :lol:
Luce
XxX
Mighty_Jah
24-12-06, 15:37
Didnt think it was on the cards, but....I was sorta hopin I would get one more before the new year...!
Ker.............. Ching!!!!!
djdaface>>>\"When i finish and post pics it will be like porn its gona be so good\"
unquote!
My works finished here!
M... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
01-01-07, 17:11
Thought I would chuck the first one of 2007 in..!
FireRat >> \"in the past I have used 'a bit of cardboard' as washers to reduce vibration \"
oooo-er!
Happy new year mate... :wink:
Mighty... :wink:
Cardboard can also be used as a buffer to reduce banging noises
versatile stuff is cardboard ;)
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Mighty_Jah
03-01-07, 15:39
Hate do have to add this one, as its only his 4th post...but....
House>>>\" Hi, newbie here (although I've lurked for a while). \"
Should fit in quite nicely, with all the LURKERS N SHIRKERS on Here.
M... :wink:
lol
love the new Sig Mighty
[quote:a35d50170a=\"Mighty's Current Sig\"]
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/5892/wigdigej8.jpg
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Mighty_Jah
03-01-07, 16:41
@>> Bob of E...............Soz mate Only did it to put a big grin on those big chubby chops of yourS..!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sMOOCHEz....M... :wink:
Now I think about it, dont the bloke in the sig look like the lead singer of the Zutons..???
looks like someone in IT to Me, It's the Cheeky grin that does it ;)
[quote:7d809bdabc=\"Mighty_Jah\"]Hate do have to add this one, as its only his 4th post...but....
House>>>\" Hi, newbie here (although I've lurked for a while). \"
Should fit in quite nicely, with all the LURKERS N SHIRKERS on Here.
M... :wink:[/quote:7d809bdabc]
Ah, you've got me already! Perhaps I'll give it time before I admit to any of my other habits...
[quote:25490d0a34=\"Lucy\"], I'll definitely get it back there! Give me a shove in a few weeks and I’ll get on the case! :D
Luce
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:shock: :lol:
[quote:47617377c5=\"Biodoid\"][quote:47617377c5=\"Lucy\"], I'll definitely get it back there! Give me a shove in a few weeks and I’ll get on the case! :D
Luce
XxX[/quote:47617377c5]
:shock: :lol:[/quote:47617377c5]
Oh dear
:nono:
that is soo LAST YEAR :P
http://www.lucyslair.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=1201&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=96
[quote:3bb3db263a=\"House\"]
Will this work with my old floppy?[/quote:3bb3db263a]
lol his old floppy what?...
[quote:541e5e429f=\"Lucy\"]
I'll grab the Gadgets Product Manager ASAP and try and get something out of her!! :D
Luce
XxX[/quote:541e5e429f]
:shock:
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haha... I think thats one of the funniest ones yet!! :lol:
:shock:
And she had just about promised a free Poledancer for everyone of you! :wink:
XxX
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whooo hooooo I got 1 qouted :lol:
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Mighty_Jah
25-01-07, 13:08
Aaron >>> \"Most things will only fit in the hole they are meant to go in, and for the bits that could fit in 2 places, instructions are generally very good. \"
Soz mate!... :lol:
M... :wink:
haha! :lol: :lol: I so didnt see that!
I'd been being really careful not to write anything dodgy to see how long I could stay out of this thread!!
Got me in the end.. :lol:
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haha! surely luce has had some worse ones that that?!
and you have to remember that some of hers went out to thousands of people too!
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[quote:83a4c3f4d2=\"PrivatePyle@Work\"]Belso, talking about the trail of girls who have left his room over his last two weeks of debauchery...
\"Some funny, Some Suck\"
:lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote:83a4c3f4d2]
:o
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Mighty_Jah
09-02-07, 15:29
You do realise this thread has 10100 views >>> OMG :shock:
wIERDLY ENoUGH!
M... :wink:
Mighty_Jah
11-02-07, 13:53
A Cringe Worthy statement if ever there was.
BlaineOliver >> \"I own this one, and have an old 486 up my loft.\" << Not Micky007
Ouch!!!!.. :shock:
Soz Mick... :wink: M
Mighty_Jah
11-02-07, 14:57
hehe....so it was.....bah...I was so wishing I had Micky there for a bit.!
back to the drawing board....!
M... :lol:
The Architect
11-02-07, 15:48
[quote:7ecd328524=\"Mighty_Jah\"]You do realise this thread has 10100 views >>> OMG :shock:
wIERDLY ENoUGH!
M... :wink:[/quote:7ecd328524]
LOL, and yet this is the first time I've had a look at it! :D
DrunkDwarf
12-02-07, 12:54
[quote:10f5ae4331=\"Mighty_Jah\"]I was so wishing I had Micky there for a bit.![/quote:10f5ae4331]
Anyone else see it? :P
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Mighty_Jah
07-03-07, 13:02
Ahem Bump >> [quote:80747a60a4=\"mac124\"]hmm think mines a bit bigger than my 1900 and its wider than my mobo, just :shock:[/quote:80747a60a4]
Quite right Macca lad...!
M... :wink:
pp = I'll sign up tomorrow at work when im getting paid for it.
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